I think that the next time we go to WDW, I'm going to add an extra day to our vacation. On this extra day, I will devote my entire day to flushing out rulebreakers at WDW. I'll begin my day at one of the parks, patroling the turnstyles and checking IDs for all children who look like they may or may not be 3 years old. After exposing a satisfactory amount of abusers, I will then patrol the fastpass lines at some of the most popular rides in order to blow the whistle on fastpass abusers. Then, I will patrol the rides themselves for flash photography users. After a good half day of flushing out such heinous abusers at the parks, it will be time to go back to the resort for lunch. While at the foodcourt, I'll walk around and examine all mugs and make sure all of them have the correct year on them. If not, I'll be sure to very publically call attention to the violation so that everyone will notice the scumbag abusing the system and notice what a good citizen I am for bringing it to everyone's attention. After lunch and after mug patrol, it will be time for a relaxing afternoon at the pool, where I'll go around checking resort ID cards to make there are no pool hoppers present. Of course, if I find any violators, I'll pull out my handy dandy whistle and blow it like Gabriel's trumpet to shame the offenders back to their own resort where they belong. After patroling the pool for a while, it will be time to head back into one of the parks to patrol the electric wheelchairs for a while, to make sure everyone using them has a valid reason for doing so. This will take me to supper time where I'll sit down for a good meal and then patrol the room to make sure everyone is tipping the proper amount.
After a long day of patroling the parks and resort for violators, it will finally be time to go to bed, after patting myself on the back. My last thoughts before dozing off will be "what a good boy am I".
I wouldn't be surprised if they would even let me into the park for free the next day as a reward for my help in enforcing their rules.