October 27th, 2007
The Land Pavillion employs new beneficial pest management program.
Disney Scientists have developed a new way of dealing with unwanted pests. Instead of using traditional methods, Disney has unleashed Wilson the giant kitten into the Epcot park to help deal with annoying insects, pin traders, and unwanted guests.
"So Far Wilson, has only caused a minor disturbance when he tried to ride The Maelstrom with a bunch of Japanese school girls. The incredible cry of "kawaii-des" caused him to try and jump in the boat. The resultant flood only caused the Norway "ikea" theater to be flooded and need refurbishment, but no real loss there." says Jim McPhee, Senior Vice President of Epcot.
Free range kitten maintenance has been considered for the other Disney parks soon. Although all merchandise shops will stop selling any hats that have large fuzzy balls on them......