Recent content by Morkey Moose

Thanks, guys! Alcohol is NOT included, but I was given the blessing by phone man to bring a 6-pack or two. Will definitely not be missing the final shuttle, as I barely want to go over to GE to begin with (we're regulars), but I will field the question.

Flying out today to splash around Cabana Bay a bit before check-in on Monday. May the Force be with me. If you have any weirdly specific questions, feel free to hit me up, otherwise I'll be back with a report next weekend.

Combine both and we could have a far more interesting dinner performance.

Honestly pretty surprised by the amount of people in "normie" clothes - or more egregiously, Star Wars branded merchandise. It's like wearing the band's shirt to their concert.

When I was on the phone Saturday to book my Sears Portrait Session, I was on hold for THREE HOURS - so that's a negative. Beyond reviews dropping and the Photo Pass announcement, the phone rep told me they had also opened post-September dates to Golden Oak/Club 33 members that day, which...

"I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue, son."

Expectation: Reality:

Booked the $100 Glamour Shots photo package. If they turn out even half this good, I'll be satisfied.

While I did (and still do) make fun of the scheduled funtivities, reviews have shown that "missions" start popping up on your schedule once you interact with certain CMs. So yes, bingo exists for little kids without a phone and the wherewithal to dig into the "story," but those older will...

My cruise's Facebook group were discussing the "backstories" they've crafted and honestly that's not even something I've considered. "Married siblings" is clearly old hat at this point, so I'm considering either "breeder of exotic Loth Cats for show and sustenance" or "camtono importer/exporter...

As someone who plans on taking everything not bolted down, this actually bummed me out. I wanted a little bottle of Wookiee Wash for the guest bathroom.

I've read enough reviews and watched enough videos to cleanse the Electric Slide from my memory and I'm not gonna lie - I'm totally back in. T-minus 10 days.

"No champ, there's no Mickey here. Only Gaya."

The verbal gymnastics used will be far more interesting than anything that came out of the Olympics.

This would be funny if we weren’t already penciled in for a riveting game of Space Bingo. Just like Aunt Beru used to play.