You Know You're A Disney/DisneyWorld Dork When...

[Epcotdad]

When my 4 year old thinks that Indiana Jones movies are Disney movies, because he has already been 4 times in his life

 

[mdjbenkert]

When both your parents work for Disney, and you are thinking of quiting your GOV job and moving to Florida to work for the Mouse as well.

 

[sublimesting]

Did the line "And that is what we call an evasive maneuver." come into your head?:lol:

What came into my head was how ridiculously funny and sad it would be if they had to pry my body out of wreckage that was playing my custom made Disney soundtrack. :ROFLOL::dazzle:

 

[pixiegurl]

...when you have page after page of Disney apps on your phone!

 

[MillerPoppins]

...when you belong to a Disney World related internet forum.

AMEN!!!!!!!!!! :sohappy:

 

[Lisalyn]

When you daughter decides she doesn't want to go on trip #4 with you so you say screw it and go by yourself! LOL :ROFLOL::ROFLOL:

 

[twinnstar]

When you're only 29 but you've already decided when you retire you're moving to Orlando specifically and only to be a CM, at any position they are hopefully willing to offer you. :sohappy:

and!

People constantly tell you to "shut the hell up" when you mention anything Disney. hehe.

 

[majorrfb]

When you check out Disney sites every day and the only real vacation
you'll take is to WDW.:sohappy:

 

[WDW_Princess]

When I cry while watching the free Vacation Planning DVD

 

[lisak09]

When you constantly go around telling people how many days until your next visit to WDW . . . . . . . . . whether they want to know or not!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . its 204 . . . . . .

 

[NYwdwfan]

When I cry while watching the free Vacation Planning DVD

...cry at Disneyworld commercials
...keyword search "Disney" in your DVR on a daily basis and record everything that comes up.
...spend more time on this site than actually WORKING at work
...start planning your next trip on the DME ride back to the airport
...purposely charge things to get Disney Dollars

Not that I do any of these things :lookaroun

 

[Mammymouse]

When your most clicked on website in your favorites list is WDW Magic!

 

[wizards8507]

When you point out that a thread like this is incorrect and that there's no such place as "DisneyWorld."

 

[TinkRBell427]

...cry at Disneyworld commercials

I do this all the time! I almost cried last night at the gym when the wdw commercial came on an overhead tv. Luckily I was listening to my iPod so I didn't get the full effect!

 

[mickeysshoes]

Ditto! :lol::sohappy:

Ditto times TWO!!!!!!!

 

[a2grafix]

When people mistake you as a city /county park ranger named "Roger" and start asking questions because you are wearing a "Trail Rides, Big Peak Mountains National Park" Disney shirt with a lovely lady on the back named "Jessica."

This happened to me a few months back while I was at Subway getting food on my dinner break.

 

[mickeysshoes]

When you constantly go around telling people how many days until your next visit to WDW . . . . . . . . . whether they want to know or not!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . its 204 . . . . . .

I pop out my phone and show everyone my mickey head with my count down number in it!!!! Ours is 203!!!!!

 

[muse1983]

When you point out that a thread like this is incorrect and that there's no such place as "DisneyWorld."

Forgive me for forgetting the space key :lol:

 

[TinkRBell427]

-When you get a little irritated that your friends think a park hopper pass gets them into both WDW and Universal.
-When you get even more irritated when someone says their relative went to WDW and got the Grinch's autograph, and you tell them that's not possible and they respond with, "Are you sure?"
:hammer::hammer::hammer:

 

[notslim99]

I can personally attest to the Call of Duty image of the OP.

As for the original premise of the thread. You know you're a Disney dork when your best friend is your "Disney mentor," and you defer to that person any and all Disney vacation decisions (or at least ask his/her advice on everything Disney.) So the next question is: Who's the bigger Disney dork? The person who knows almost everything, or the person who constantly bugs the expert for more information?