Hi, I'm Travis "EpcotServo". I'm 17 and like Disney, MST3K, sci-fi, moviemaking, imagineering, and pretty much a little of everything. I like to riff everything and make arcane references to things and quip away like there's no tomorrow. I'd say "
Because there isn't one." after that because it sounds AWESOME, but there is one so It'd make no sense. I have no faith in humankind, believe in Sasquatch, and smell conspiracy in everything. Outback Steakhouse is my favorite restaraunt, and I laugh at the type of person who thinks Chili's is their favorite restaraunt until they find out it's a chain. I think the greatest joke ever told would have to be......
your face! Ha! I love Magic Kingdom, but wish they wouldn't let kids come in and mess the place up. I'd love to be an Imagineer, but I don't want to get laid off. I'm a teenager who hates teenagers and not a day goes by where I don't get up and wonder
WHO IS MERITT STONEEEEE!?!?!?!?!?
Oh, and I also take pictures of things and enjoy making people laugh.
Me and Stephen Colbert on Spaceship Earth: