Heading for the great escape.
apparently forgeting they forgot to put on their underwear that morning. :
Is that why you could tell they were Brazillian.
Nothing wrong with the human form, weve all got the same working parts after all.
As for the other point about the Soap Dodger in the Celtic top, you have to forgive "the greatest fitba fans in the world" the IRA thing is just the craic, and besides it would be his entire wardrobe for the whole holiday.
You should have asked him what "Big Jock Knew"?