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WDW Magic Text Adventure!

Steamboat_Kevin

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Original Poster
Well, In the 80's thread, there's a text adventure going on. So, I thought, why not make a whole thread!
Here goes:
>You are walking in a forest, you see a wizard, he introduces himself as Lou. He hands you a sword. You take it.

Now someone continue...
 

tenchu

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You go back and beat lou up more. (You obviously had a bad experience with a woman, i mean someone, called lou. :lookaroun )

I don't care what else happens, as long as lou regrets ever coming into this. :lookaroun

Carry on keving.

:wave:
 

FigmentJedi

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You move on and encounter the great Wizard-Bear. "Hello, I am Grizzlyhall. I can maul pesky trolls with my bear claws AND the power of my magic wand-sword, Glamdring." You think about having him join you on your quest. You decide...
 

Legacy

Well-Known Member
... to not allow Grizzlyhall into your party. Afterall, a Pooh-bear would be a much more appreciated move among the merchandising department who is hang on every move you make during this adventure.
 

WDWFREAK53

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by Legacy
... to not allow Grizzlyhall into your party. Afterall, a Pooh-bear would be a much more appreciated move among the merchandising department who is hang on every move you make during this adventure.

*shoots Grizzlyhall and skins him...making a coat*
 

DMC-12

It's HarmonioUS, NOT HarmoniYOU.
Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
*shoots Grizzlyhall and skins him...making a coat*

Dmc-12 then walks along and takes Grizzly's Technicolor Dream coat, and "borrows" Freak's Nissan Z, and does doughnuts in Epcot in front of Test Track while laughing like a mad man... untill WDW security comes and then....
 

imagineer boy

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Security does the hokey pokey. You then see a giant ship on the World Showcase lagoon. The Black Flamer ship sails along. You see the Reincarnation of MAeLSTRoMROcks, MAeLSTRoMRuLZ . He is the captain of the ship and the crew of many trolls. "PrEPArE TOo AtAKCK!!!11!11!!!" MAelSTRoMRuLZ yells. You then...
 

SirNim

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look to the sky and see that the sun is slowly changing color. The sun is turning blue! You then utter a Viking chant and grasp a magic wand that materializes out of thin air. With the magic wand, you create a pair of socks, which you stick over your ears. Then, you sprout wings out of your feet like Mercury and fly off over the Mexico pavilion humming "Rock and Roll Part 2"... You look towards the Atlantic Ocean and lo and behold! to your utter dismay you spot the accursed...
 

SirNim

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A thundering cannon is heard in the distance. It seems to be coming from the Magic Kingdom! You turn around towards the direction of the cannon. While your back is turned away from these two treacherous trolls, you hear and feel someone breathing on the back of your neck. You turn around and see...
 

Wilt Dasney

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Jack from "Will and Grace," who grabs both of your forearms and says "can I pleeeeeeease join you on your magic quest? It's always been my absolute lifelong dream to participate on a magic quest!!! Omigod, is that sweater angora?!?!" You are so stunned by Jack's presence that you do the first thing which pops into your head....
 

imagineer boy

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... you bop him in the nose. Then Jack Sparrow Pops out and says that he'll help you defeat the trolls if he gets a ton of rum in return. You then decide to...
 

FigmentJedi

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"This is my dream and I kick @$$ in my dream!!" He uses his powers to stuff thermal detonators down RobFL and MAeLSTroM RuLZ! The explosion....
 

imagineer boy

Well-Known Member
... is barly more than a puff of smoke. you, Mickey, and Jack get out their swords and have a climactic sword fight with the trolls. You stab Talsonic, you slice off History Mystery's head. The moon comes out, and the trolls are cursed troll skeleons!:eek: MAeLSTRoMrULZ's white parrot attacks you. You swing your sword and...
 

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