WDW Magic Text Adventure!

[FigmentJedi]

some Japanese people are taken by Heartless, but the Dreamseekers fight them off using their dreamnets like a key blade. MAeLsTRoM RoCKs swings his club and takes out a few Jedi and Gondorains. But then Godzilla gets in a fight with MAeLsTrOm RoCKs.Then...

 

[imagineer boy]

MaElStRoM eats and swallows Godzilla whole. He then vomits him out in a gush of gew.:hurl: Godzilla is dead. The armies avenge his death and attack MaElStRoMRoCkS by...

 

[FigmentJedi]

shooting him with maser trucks and tanks, but MaElStRoM RoCkS ends up mutating and getting even more monsterous from eating Godzilla(He was a living nuclear reactor in the form of a dinosaur you know.) He crushes the tanks! Then, Godzilla's eldest son, Godzilla Jr. comes in! He..

 

[FigmentJedi]

sees his father in the sky, and Godzilla's Ghost says"Avenge my death, my son. And take your place in the circle of life. Remember who you are. Remember!"

Godzilla Junior is ready to kick some troll @$$. He attacks MaElSTrOm and.....

 

[imagineer boy]

MaElStRoM swallows him whole, this time dijesting him alive. Although theres a rumbling sound from MaElStRoM's stomach, and Godzilla Jr. explodes out of MaElStRoM's stoumach. Slime gushes over armies of orcs and shareholders. MaElStRoM is dead. The battle still continues and...

 

[FigmentJedi]

Walt and Eisner are locked in a Lighsaber duel. Around the battle, Mario,Dreamfinder, An Aztec Man, and Cosmo are fighting a demonic Teletubby, Feral Barney, a Rahkshi, and Makuta. Then....

 

[imagineer boy]

The muppets throw an onslaught of pies at the enemy. Also...

 

[Legacy]

Steve Jobs and Frank Katzenburg appear on the sidelines, chanting, "Kill Mike, Kill Mike'.

 

[FigmentJedi]

Meanwhile.......Frodo and Sam have approached the fires of Mount Doom! They have been carrying Eisner's ring of power for some time and they are about to toss it into the fires but then, Gollum comes and is about to attack!

 

[Dizknee_Phreek]

a fight ensues between Frodo, Sam, and Gollum. Gollum pounces on Frodo which makes Frodo lose his grip on the ring, flinging it high into the air! ....

 

[Legacy]

Suddenly, Mt. Doom begins spinning at an incredibly high speed, making it feel as if the three of them are moving up towards the ring.

 

[FigmentJedi]

Mount Doom spirals upward toward the Heavens, and the mountain itself is starting to move like a Mad Tea Cup. It creates a massive storm and carries everyone in the battle to Disneyland, for the final battle. Mount Doom itself is now on top of Grizzly Peak at DCA. Then....

 

[Dizknee_Phreek]

Frodo, Sam, and Gollum realize where they have landed and decide that the ring of power just isn't worth the fight; they'd rather check out all the attractions instead. ....

 

[FigmentJedi]

The leave the ring on the ledge and go out and ride Soarin'. Then, Mickey, who was blown away to the foot hills of Mount Doom, goes off to tell Walt of the opputunity at hand. Eisner realizes this and moves all his forces onto Mount Doom to defend the ring from harm. Then...

 

[77johnson77]

Eisner jumps out of a plane to Soarin', starts yelling jibberish flies off and lands in the Tree of Life

 

[FigmentJedi]

but Eisner returns to California on his mighty 3 headed demon, Glangarux, and he comes flying in and he.....

 

[imagineer boy]

he realizes that his 3-headed deamon has stopped dead in its tracks and dies in an instant heart-attack. Eisner, not sure what to do...

 

[BwanaBob]

...turns to his writing staff at ABC to find a way to end the plight of this vicious war.

...unfortunately, all they could come up with was a 1/2 hour worth of...

 

[imagineer boy]

..Soap operas!!!!! Everyone flees in terror as they write and ...

 

[FigmentJedi]

the writers jump out the windows of their offices, commiting suicide! Then Eisner, in his twisted and corrupt mind, decides to use the Ark Of The Covenant to destroy Walt's army. So he goes to that big warehouse,and grabs it. Then....