WDW Magic Text Adventure!

[SirNim]

ROFL! Those are hilarious! :lol: :sohappy:

 

[Legacy]

Wow... you are going a wee bit loco with the whole troll thing...

It's funny... but wow...

 

[imagineer boy]

Well, I have to do a lot of research if I want to get my bachlor's degree in Trollology Troll Study.

 

[Legacy]

Well... I am doing research for my appointments for the T.H.A. (Troll Hunting Agency).

You are making a very good showing.

 

[imagineer boy]

Let's continue the text adventure, shall we?

... you swing your sword, and decapitate MAelSTRoM's bird in two. You run up to MaELSTRoM, and...

 

[FigmentJedi]

You dump a bucket of Beverly on him and he melts and says"I'M MeLtING, OH WaT a WUrlD!HoW KUd A ChILd lICk U DEEStRoY aLL MUy WiKiDNiSS!" Celebrating your victory you continue on your quest and...

 

[imagineer boy]

Note to self: Beverly melts trolls. Got it! Thanks for the info! I'll need it on my trollology quiz.:wave:

 

[Shaman]

Originally posted by Tahu
You dump a bucket of Beverly on him and he melts and says"I'M MeLtING, OH WaT a WUrlD!HoW KUd A ChILd lICk U DEEStRoY aLL MUy WiKiDNiSS!" Celebrating your victory you continue on your quest and...

The ground starts to shake, and who should emmerge from the depts of hell...noneother than the evil necromancer...MICHAEL EISNER....so you scream and....

 

[FigmentJedi]

you realize that you are hopelessly out numbered. Eisner has all the Disney Villians, an army of 20,000 lawyers,beancounters, and accountants,goblins ghouls and creatures of fright, Bill Gates, all the tormented souls in hell(including Richard Nixon), the Wiggles, Teletubbies,Care Bears,and the New Coke. But all of a sudden, the torches of World Showcase are lit, in an attempt to see if anyone should come. Then.....

 

[Shaman]

Walt himself descends from the sky, the light radiating from around him, blinding. He speaks, his voice echoing throughout. He yells, "It ends now."

Except, that it doesn't end...George Mitchell appears and protects Eisner....then....

 

[FigmentJedi]

Eisner transforms into the mightiest demon that has ever ravaged the Earth.... King Ghidorah! Walt's spirit is ready for battle, and he is joined by all armies of good including Roy's army of shareholders, the forces of all Disney parks, the monsters of Monster Island, the Mushroom Kingdom and Hyrule armies, 10000 Rohirim Gondorians and Hobbits,the Sage Of Time's caravan,and Jesus. Walt then takes the form of Mickey and leads the armies to the final battle of good and evil.
At this point we will describe the battle in all of it's glorious detail.

 

[Sir Hiss527]

Then Joe Pesci walks up to you, and says "Get the Kid". Then Harry and Marve kidnap you.

 

[Shaman]

The two forces run towards each other, with passion in their eyes, conviction in their hearts, and suddenly everything seems to move in slow motion...you realize you're going to miss the huge fight and....

 

[imagineer boy]

You beat up and Joe Pesci and watch Walt and his army charge at Eisner. Eisner morphs into a large Chernabog and breaths fire. You join the battle and help walt lead the charge. Then...

 

[Sir Hiss527]

With Marve and Harry on the team now...Joe Pesci goes up to Eisner..."Says you Dumb Pesch"...then all of a sudden..

 

[FigmentJedi]

A conflict between a mysterious warrior and Eisner's highest henchman,the Mitch-King,goes on in an exchange like this:
Mitch-King:Fool, you know that no man can kill me!
Warrior: But I am no man(takes off helmet, revealing the face of Diane Disney) I'm a woman!
She then stabbed and killed the Mitch-King with the help of Figment. They both are wounded though in this battle and are taken to the Reedy Creek Houses of Healing. Meanwhile in the battle....

 

[imagineer boy]

Disc Man Hammered Man, and Aztec Man attack Eisner's Oliphaunts while the Roherim also attack. Walt tries several stabs at Eisner, but its not use. Men on flying shoreses fly in to help out. Eisner's orcs are merciless. You..

 

[FigmentJedi]

ride on Godzilla and take out several Oliphaunts and a couple of Gyaos(Evil Pterodactyls from the Gamera movies) MAlificent transforms into a dragon and you..

 

[imagineer boy]

beat Malfeicient on the head with the mission space ladder and make her walk under it. Bad luck for her! Next, you...

 

[FigmentJedi]

are attacked by Uruk Hai, but saved by the Sage of Time and Rafiki who are using their staffs as quarter-staffs and fighting off Orcs. But then, Belvera the evil fairy from Return Of Mothra come in flying on her dragon Garu-Garu and are about to attack you! You....