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[FigmentJedi]

see Belvera swatted into space by a Balrog that Dreamfinder is fighting. Dreamfinder mentions the "festering malignancy"within Disney. The Balrog's mighty fire sword is about to come down on you and.....

(the reason that I got Belvera out was that I felt that I killed the thread when she came in as she seemed too obscure.)

 

[Shaman]

Walt using the Epcot geosphere, plays a little bowling for villains, and thrusts the geosphere towards the balrog and those around him. Walt screams, his voice echoing loudly, "You shall not win!"

The geosphere crushes the Balrog infuriating Eisner. "You fool!" Eisner yells.

Tinkerbell comes flying in, giving all those on Walt's side the ability to fly. You look on as the pixie dust dances in the air and slowly falls on you. And as you begin to lift from the ground you realize you've never flown before and....

 

[FigmentJedi]

spinnning out of control a little and you try to fly straight but....

 

[FigmentJedi]

you manage to fly straight and you slash up some lawyers, but Desghidorah,the soul absorbing 3 headed dragon

is upon you. You use your mighty sword and.....

 

[imagineer boy]

slice off a head of Desiwhatever. Everyone thinks of unhappy thoughts and falls to the ground. Roherrim attack the Eisner Chernabog, but he frys them all with his fire. A few Nazgul fly in and pick up and drop a few Gondorians and Taperstry of Nations puppets ( a few sprites, hamered men, and disc men ). All of the puppets and Gondorians that have been dropped fall to their death. A few Warg riders charge right at you! You...

 

[FigmentJedi]

Originally posted by imagineer boy
slice off a head of Desiwhatever. Everyone thinks of unhappy thoughts and falls to the ground. Roherrim attack the Eisner Chernabog, but he frys them all with his fire. A few Nazgul fly in and pick up and drop a few Gondorians and Taperstry of Nations puppets ( a few sprites, hamered men, and disc men ). All of the puppets and Gondorians that have been dropped fall to their death. A few Warg riders charge right at you! You...

shoot them with a squirt gun filled with beverly and they writhe around until they die.Both armies continue fighting as the battle moves on to the Magic Kingdom where all the forces of good are taking refuge to recover their numbers. Then the orcs come and they chant like they did at Helm's Deep. A shot is fired by the Caretaker from the Haunted Mansion and then....

 

[imagineer boy]

..it flies back and hits him in the face. His dog wimpers. Orcs put up ladders up to the train station and start to climb up. But then, the sage of time comes out and fights swinging his staff around like Gandalf and hitting orcs. Orc out number him, but the steam train with a load of solid bricks smush the oncomming orcs. And blocks the way into the kingdom. The Orcs scream in rage. Then...

 

[FigmentJedi]

the Orcs try getting in again using that Wolf shaped battering ram from ROTK.Godzilla attempts to block it,but is sent flying, landing in the lagoon of Islands of Adventure, causing it to flood. The orcs are about to break in and...

 

[Steamboat_Kevin]

every evil thing dies by being crushed by a sperm whale which fell out of the sky.

 

[imagineer boy]

..They break through, tourch main street, and the good guys barricade themselves in Fantaseyland. It is over. Everybody grieves even Walt himself. Until, over the hill its our Japanese allies from the Tokyo parks where the magic still thrives. They charge against Eisner's army and then...

 

[FigmentJedi]

yet another army comes and charges against Eisner,an army lead by yet another visionary..... Jim Henson!!!! He charges in with all the Muppets,Fraggles,Sesame Street characters,and all the other Henson characters. Both the armies of Japan and Jim are ready for attack. Then...

 

[imagineer boy]

Then slam into Eisner's armies at full force slicing up orcs and other creatures. Fozzie throws pies, Gonzo hits orcs on the head with frying pans, the japanese do kung fu against the orcs. THe orc army retreats out of the magic kingdom, and Walt's army also chase after them. It seems like victory is near, until. Over the horizon loud chants saying "Our thrill rides are better than yours!" its the Six Flags armies riding on wooly mammoths led by Bugs Bunny with tons of face paint and garments on. They charge forward and...

 

[FigmentJedi]

Godzilla comes back and he brought a T-Rex with him! The T-rex eats the mammoths, and the battle against 6 flags is won, but Walt and Jim know that Eisner will strike back soon enough, but with more force. They and the Japanese people plan for tommorow's battle. Then, the next day....

 

[FigmentJedi]

The plans have been made: Ariel, Jasmine, a Bellydancer from the Morroco pavillion,and multiple Wiggle Girls will create a diversion to keep the enemies distracted. The Looney Toons (who sided with the good army in order to not be eaten by the T-Rex) will ambush the orcs and the 999 ghjosts of the Haunted Mansion will come in a massive sweep along with the rest of the army. However when Eisner came back, he brought in the biggies, including his evil floating palace of doom. The battle begins and....

 

[imagineer boy]

The girls go over to the orc army and flirt with the orcs. The orcs are unamused until, Janet Jackson comes along! She does a dreadful dance routine until... she has yet another "wardrobe malfunction!" a few of the lawyers instantly die, but the orcs chase after janet hopeing for more. The 999 ghosts attack the orc army and Walt Disney brings his floating castle of happyness and the armies of Roherrim and Gondor and all of the share holders that are still alive engage in the battle. You included until...

 

[FigmentJedi]

are abducted by Eisner's doom palace.
Eisner: Join me in the dark side of the force.
You:Never!
Eisner: You fool! Do you think that "magic" can triumph over money?
You: Eisner! You don't understand. Disney is about singing and dancing and making people happy, and the dream gets better the more people you share it with. And I've made 100's of friends who share the dream.
Eisner: Then you will die!!!
Eisner uses dark side lightning and zaps you. Then....

 

[Shaman]

Originally posted by Tahu
are abducted by Eisner's doom palace.
Eisner: Join me in the dark side of the force.
You:Never!
Eisner: You fool! Do you think that "magic" can triumph over money?
You: Eisner! You don't understand. Disney is about singing and dancing and making people happy, and the dream gets better the more people you share it with. And I've made 100's of friends who share the dream.
Eisner: Then you will die!!!
Eisner uses dark side lightning and zaps you. Then....

You wake up, for it was all, one big nightmare. So you...

 

[FigmentJedi]

Here's a picture of Eisner's palace similar to how Imagineer Boy drew the Trolls. http://photoalbums.wdwmagic.com/showphoto.php?photo=8711&password=&sort=1&cat=500&page=1

 

[FigmentJedi]

Originally posted by objr
You wake up, for it was all, one big nightmare. So you...

find yourself in the houses of healing. Walt, Roy and Jim had saved you from the castle and you ended up missing a sweet lightsaber battle. Eisner has been sent back to the abyss from whence he came and together, you go to a big celebration of the victory over Eisner. But then, MAeLsTrOm RoCks comes back and he's over 500 feet tall and waiting to squish you. You...

 

[imagineer boy]

wake up from wishful thinking. Eisner still lives, but his armies have mostly been destroyed. Although, MaElStRoMRoCKS is Eisner's newest weapon. He and a few thousand remaining orcs charge towards the magic kingdom in the floating castle of doom. Walt's armies are ready for one last battle. MaElStrOM has a giant club and is ready to kill. Walt's castle has magic cannons which pop out and Eisner's castle has rays that shoot giant coin bombs. The armies stand across from each other ready to fight to the end. Walt steps in front of the army and says "Let the magic live!!!!" the muppets japenese share holders and disney fans roar in battle cries and charge before Eisner can even give a command. You charge at the armies with Walt's army. The two armies meet and...