I'm very upset with our friendship as of late. How DARE you let a little thing like your newlywed wife carrying your spawn get in the way of us discussing the merits of how Marvin and Chuck Berry are actually 2nd cousins, and how Oscar is an appropriate name for a baby. There have been many startling revelations in our individual lives which deserve proper addressing. Please schedule some time for this discussion to take place at your earliest convenience.
Jennifer Yourlonglostfriendoflikesevenyears McSparkyson