*WARNING*
This is pretty much like my previous trip reports . . . not a lot of actual Disney World, but plenty of references to p00p.
The “underpants incident” alone probably falls into the category of extreme bad taste and Too Much Information.
You see, I’ve got a little devil on my left shoulder with the sense of humor of a five year old constantly saying: “Do it, do it, post another p00p reference!”
. . . and I know what you’re thing: “What about the little angel that sits on you right shoulder?”
Well a couple years ago . . . I think it was right after I posted this one:
. . . He got so disgusted that he took off, and I’ve never seen him since.
So if you’re hoping for actual information about and photos of Disney World, I’m afraid you’ll be disappointed.
If, on the other hand, you have the sense of humor of a 5 year old - like me - enjoy!
We flew down this year rather than driving. Ryan said the only thing he would miss is staying at the slimy motels along 95 on the way down. I assured him that we could probably find a slimy place along 192 and stay there for the first night before we checked into All-Star music.
The Motel 6 seemed just about perfect:
I give it 4.5 trucker's butts out of 5.
Ryan wanted to find a good, slimy pizza place to go along with the slimy room. We found this place which didn’t quite meet his standards for squalor, but I thought it was pretty good.
“Orange World” was right down the street. We popped in to check it out. After seeing what they had there, I thought it would have been more appropriate to make the building shaped like a giant T-shirt:
I have no idea how this happened, but somehow we ended up bringing three tubes of toothpaste. The Mousekeeping staff must have thought we Donny and Marie Osmond were staying there (I would have been tempted to cut out such a dated reference lest people think I was old:lookaroun . . . But Marie’s recent incident on that dancing show makes the reference hip and happening and "now" . . . Doesn’t it?:lookaroun
This is pretty much like my previous trip reports . . . not a lot of actual Disney World, but plenty of references to p00p.
The “underpants incident” alone probably falls into the category of extreme bad taste and Too Much Information.
You see, I’ve got a little devil on my left shoulder with the sense of humor of a five year old constantly saying: “Do it, do it, post another p00p reference!”
. . . and I know what you’re thing: “What about the little angel that sits on you right shoulder?”
Well a couple years ago . . . I think it was right after I posted this one:
. . . He got so disgusted that he took off, and I’ve never seen him since.
So if you’re hoping for actual information about and photos of Disney World, I’m afraid you’ll be disappointed.
If, on the other hand, you have the sense of humor of a 5 year old - like me - enjoy!
We flew down this year rather than driving. Ryan said the only thing he would miss is staying at the slimy motels along 95 on the way down. I assured him that we could probably find a slimy place along 192 and stay there for the first night before we checked into All-Star music.
The Motel 6 seemed just about perfect:
I give it 4.5 trucker's butts out of 5.
Ryan wanted to find a good, slimy pizza place to go along with the slimy room. We found this place which didn’t quite meet his standards for squalor, but I thought it was pretty good.
“Orange World” was right down the street. We popped in to check it out. After seeing what they had there, I thought it would have been more appropriate to make the building shaped like a giant T-shirt:
I have no idea how this happened, but somehow we ended up bringing three tubes of toothpaste. The Mousekeeping staff must have thought we Donny and Marie Osmond were staying there (I would have been tempted to cut out such a dated reference lest people think I was old:lookaroun . . . But Marie’s recent incident on that dancing show makes the reference hip and happening and "now" . . . Doesn’t it?:lookaroun
