MK Top Ten List

[rsoxguy]

Hey gang! Tired of debating about facts, figures, rumors, and guns? It's time for a top ten list. I humbly present the rsoxguy list of sarcasm and whit.


Top Ten Reasons To Love The Magic Kingdom

Number Ten:

• Silly hats can be worn in public with no social repercussions.

Number Nine:

• The only droppings at Dumbo involve the ride mechanism.

Number Eight:

• There's no need to bribe the Presidents.

Number Seven:

• The smell of belched chili dogs on SGE works wonders for your diet.

Number Six:

• Sunburn mixes well with all of the pretty backdrop colors in your photos.

Number Five:

• The elevator in Cinderella's Castle helps you to conquer your fear of sudden death.

Number Four:

• Cheap plastic ponchos can double as food wrap on clear days.

Number Three:

• Shopping at the Emporium is great practice for your stint on the "Survivor" show.

Number Two:

• Johnny Depp never starred in a Tiki Bird film.

And the Number One reason to love the Magic Kingdom:

• IASW characters don't come to life and hunt for humans until after the park closes!

You may now return to your regularly scheduled forum activity.

 

[WDW Vacationer]

:ROFLOL:Very Funny! All parks please!

I laughed vey hard at this one!

Number Nine:

• The only droppings at Dumbo involve the ride mechanism

And yes,ponchos do make godd food wrap.:lookaroun

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

:lol:

Very amusing.

What's te joke for #5 though?...Never been in it.

 

[rsoxguy]

:lol:

Very amusing.

What's te joke for #5 though?...Never been in it.

It is cramped, and feels old and rickety. I sometimes wonder if it is ever inspected.

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

Lol.. Very Good!
Now you have to make it a Everything you wanted to know about Walt Disney World But were too Afraid to Ask and you got something!

 

[yankspy]

Gotta love #2.:lol:

 

[Dj Corona]

A) Enjoy the comic relief, (high five 4 that) annnnd...B) I have a sneaking suspicion, before this thread's all said and done, your Top 10's gonna become the Top 35ish and a half, at least!
** P.S. #3 could apply to just about any store in any park, although the Emporium is a definate good start!!

 

[NiarrNDisney]

:sohappy: THREAD WIN! :sohappy:

 

[1DisneyDad]

Very funny! That's for the laugh this morning! WIN!

 

[DisneyPrincess5]

:lol: Love it!

 

[yeti]

Number Two:

• Johnny Depp never starred in a Tiki Bird film.

:lookaroun Let's hope it stays that way.



:lookaroun

 

[goofykt]

Nice! #9 had to be my personal fav

 

[cinderellafan6]

Hands Down the best!!! Its about time for some comic relief!!

 

[tiaragirl]

#9, all the way. Just made my Psyc class a much happier place.

 

[bgraham34]

That is great, I really enjoyed it. My favorite was number 3. It is so true.

 

[Matt and Kelly]

Number Ten:

• Silly hats can be worn in public with no social repercussions.

Number Nine:

• The only droppings at Dumbo involve the ride mechanism.

Great list! Very funny. #'s 9 and 10 were my faves.

 

[DisneyGigi]

This was great! Love number 10 because I have always said the same thing. I like putting mine on in the car on the way down.. you get some really funny looks until you get into Florida! :ROFLOL:

 

[sublimesting]

I do love to wear my pirate ears...