Men, dont you hate when......

[toystorymaniacs]

:ROFLOL::ROFLOL::ROFLOL:
Thank you guys, I've had a really rough day and now I'm laughing so hard I can barely see straight.

 

[sbkline]

I hate when you are actually sitting and the auto flush goes off and covers you in a spray of your own waste.:wave:

I hear ya there. I hate it when I'm on the throne and I can't move a muscle without the stupid auto-flush going off, and the darn thing goes off on me like 2 or 3 times while I'm sitting there. But then, when I'm done and I stand up and actually NEED it to flush, then I almost have to do freakin' jumping jacks in front of it to trigger the sensor. :brick:

Then, my mind immediately goes to wanting to smack the crap out of all the freakin' germaphobes who are the reason why we have such toilets in the first place. People who have a phobia againt flushing a toilet by pulling down on a lever, people who have a phobia about turning a on a sink, etc.

 

[rock_doctor]

Great, so now I need to carry office supplies AND spray-bottles every time I want to use a WDW toilet.

Well you can do what woman do, hover in mid air over the hopper... :ROFLOL: Personally, i just look for the most out of the way restrooms. Have you ever looked real good at a park map. There are some restrooms tucked into some really obscure areas, like behind buildings and sometime completely unmarked but on maps...

 

[drantis]

If there's no way I can avoid using the restroom for that, I'll use the toilet covers...but I rip the middle flap off. That way there's no worrying about the darn thing being taken away by the early flush. :shrug:

 

[miles1]

Kind of a neat idea, but how many people carry post-it notes on vacation, especially to the restroom?

Do you have a wife with a pocketbook? I swear mine carries the contents of an entire Walmart in hers.

 

[DawnBerg]

My sincere Kudos to someone starting this thread. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. I always wondered what went on in the mens room....NOT!! LOL too funny:ROFLOL:

 

[hrcollectibles]

I must be the only person born after 1970 that has never used Purell, has picked his nose, or has no problem using a public toilet...when ya gotta go, ya gotta go...wipe the seat and get to work.

:wave: I am the same way..

 

[hemloc]

BEST..THREAD..EVER!!!

Seriously!! Politicians should run on solving this issue!! :sohappy:

And seriously... I AM BEING SERIOUS THIS TIME!!

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

One thing you can applaud Disney for, is the acoustics, its like a symphony in the Albert Hall, though there are times I could have sworn Donald Duck was doing his ablutions next door.

 

[girlface]

Ewww

 

[toystorymaniacs]

Do you have a wife with a pocketbook? I swear mine carries the contents of an entire Walmart in hers.

Yes, but aren't you usually glad she has what ever you need?

 

[MousDad]

This thread is worthless without pics.

 

[Fun2BFree]

This thread is worthless without pics.

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

 

[TakeMeThere81]

:ROFLOL::ROFLOL::ROFLOL:
... now I'm laughing so hard I can barely see straight.

I agree, this definitely goes in the "funniest thread" contest!!

I just have to throw in there how much I love the family/companion restrooms. They are private and have plenty of room for you and kids, whoever. I hate trying to squeeze my toddler into a stall restroom with me. He touches everything and always wants to hang out next to the flusher. Talk about flushing problems! Try having a toddler flush the toilet 10 times while you are trying to use it(#1 or #2, doesn't matter!)

Anyway, so I recommend those family restrooms. If you really need privacy, check them out! However, if I am in line with my kids and you are in there with no kids, you may end up with a beatdown.

 

[scarpiapiano]

This should go on WDW Picture of Day!!

 

[scarpiapiano]

You pull down then up on your toilet cover overhead and place it on the seat.

What's a toilet cover.:shrug:
When I have to go I can't take any extra time. I just have to let the "chips" fall where they may!!

 

[sbkline]

What's a toilet cover.:shrug:

It's those little tissue rings that they make to fit over the toilet seat...for those germaphobes who think they have to have something between their skin and any surface that their skin may touch.

 

[scarpiapiano]

One thing you can applaud Disney for, is the acoustics, its like a symphony in the Albert Hall

Mozart or Mahler?

(Mozart ranges between 30-35 minutes and require around 40 musicians. Mahler around 90 minutes requiring over 110 musicians. Mahler Symphony no. 8 - the Symphony of a Thousand - now we're talking relief!!

 

[TubaGeek]

One thing you can applaud Disney for, is the acoustics, its like a symphony in the Albert Hall, though there are times I could have sworn Donald Duck was doing his ablutions next door.

Sir, you never cease to amaze me.