Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
Well...I see you have taken the side of the flesh-eaters...
May God have mercy on your soul...
Let me just show you something...you're getting in WAY over your head...
*lights purple lightsaber*
You have til January 2, 2003...unless you can convince Darrel to concede.
*lights up pimped out, curved hilt, garnet saber*
It's true, dog... you'd do well to change your loyalties... come Jan. 2, unless Darth Doll Boy makes the right decision... well... we're just saying it might be a good idea to join us on the side of truth and light. Believe me... it's a lot better over here. We stand for everything that is good and decent in the world.
By the way... it might also do you well to start watching Letterman. His show is about a billion times better than Leno's pathetic show. Uncle Dave all the way... but, back to the topic at hand...
*points at unused lightsaber*
Destiny is knocking, my boy... answer the door.
And, your majesty, Figmentmom... We here at the Evil Doll Resistance stand for all things that are Figment related. We all love Figment. I want to make that clear. And, the IASW dolls, well, they have nothing to do with the sense of fun or imagination that I'm sure you hold dear. Those dolls are forced to stand in the same place singing the same unimaginative, amazingly annoying song over and over and over again. Figment wouldn't like them and neither should you.
Join the resistance today... I don't want to speak for our exalted leader, Master DMC, but I'm sure there is a place for you if you would simply use the red carpet already laid out for you and join us. All of the members of the resisrtance -- male and female, young and old -- would be more than happy to welcome you into the fold.
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