Iasw Song!

[figmentmom]

*Royal Fanfare is heard, since Royal Musicians are back from their union 20*

(Queen Figmentmom, Defender of Dolls and Purple Dragons, steps to Royal Podium)

A warm royal welcome to all of our new defenders and protectors! We** are greatly flattered by offers of red carpets and such, but never let it be said that Queen Figmentmom is not loyal to the cause! Thank you, however, for the kind words about Figment, another cause close to Queen Figmentmom's purple little heart!


**Queen Figmentmom, Defender of Dolls and Purple Dragons, often uses the royal "WE" in speeches:lol:

 

[darthdarrel]

Originally posted by Dawnie
Hmmm, I see we have recruited some new protectors. Welcome to all that believe in spreading the happy word of the dolls. Our force grows strong now; we will never sucumb to the dark side.

Vincent - I've just found my new fish knife. Are you a protector or a resistor? Think carefully before answering. :lol:

Yes Dawn we are under a treaty with the resistance now which ends on Jan2,but
Vince has not pledged his alleigance to either side so you can harrass vince all you want! :lol:

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Originally posted by darthdarrel
Yes Dawn we are under a treaty with the resistance now which ends on Jan2,but
Vince has not pledged his alleigance to either side so you can harrass vince all you want! :lol:

Ummm...Darth...I think he has pledged towards the resistance...because if he hasn't... I'm gonna fillet him :lol:

 

[darthdarrel]

Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
Ummm...Darth...I think he has pledged towards the resistance...because if he hasn't... I'm gonna fillet him :lol:

LOL!:lol:
Well vince which side is it?
Make your choice well cause if you join the doll protectors Freak is gunna fillet you and if you join the resistance Dawnie is going to fillet you!

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Originally posted by darthdarrel
LOL!:lol:
Well vince which side is it?
Make your choice well cause if you join the doll protectors Freak is gunna fillet you and if you join the resistance Dawnie is going to fillet you!

Trust me Vince...you'll have more backers on THIS side of the Fence...plus...if we get ride of those dolls, we'll extend the Grotto into the IASW building JUST FOR YOU!!! (Now, they'll probably say that they'll let you swim WITH the dolls...but...really...those dolls would be like Pirannha!!!)

Just think about it Vince...it'll be like your own little "Paradise"...
SAY WAT DE KRAP??? Am I actually TRYING to befriend Vince???
Well, I guess this is business...

Did you see how quick Dawnie was to fillet you with her "new fish knife"...and who stepped in for you...that's right...the Freak!
And...you also have to think...who is the one person who has ALWAYS protected you??? Angelique...and what side is she on??? THE GOOD SIDE!!! She will always make sure you are safe...Dawnie, on the other hand, will eat you quicker than the dolls.

 

[WDWspider]

GOing back old school on this thread for a minute with a new song idea....

YOu get into the boat and speakers start up just before entering the dolls domain...

Hello boys and girls, this is your old pal, DarthDarell
This is a song about a Mermaid, NO this is a song about being happy
Thats right!
Its the happy happy, joy joy song!

You then procede into a childlike version of the HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY maddening song....

Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy joy

I dont think your happy enough, thats right!
I'll teach you to be happy!
I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
Now boys and girls, lets try it again...

Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy joy!

Iff-in you ain`t the grandaddy of all liars!
The little critters of nature...they dont know that they're ugly.
Thats very funny! A fly marrying a bumble bee!
I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me!
WHY didn't you believe me?

Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy, joy joy joyyyy!


:hammer: :lol:

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Originally posted by spider-man
GOing back old school on this thread for a minute with a new song idea....

YOu get into the boat and speakers start up just before entering the dolls domain...

Hello boys and girls, this is your old pal, DarthDarell
This is a song about a Mermaid, NO this is a song about being happy
Thats right!
Its the happy happy, joy joy song!

You then procede into a childlike version of the HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY maddening song....

Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy joy

I dont think your happy enough, thats right!
I'll teach you to be happy!
I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
Now boys and girls, lets try it again...

Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy joy!

Iff-in you ain`t the grandaddy of all liars!
The little critters of nature...they dont know that they're ugly.
Thats very funny! A fly marrying a bumble bee!
I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me!
WHY didn't you believe me?

Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy, joy joy joyyyy!


:hammer: :lol:

Hunny...go git my doll wallopin' 2X4...
They wanna sing???
OK, then hunny...go git my doll wallopin' Geee-tah

 

[WDWspider]

I dont think your happy enough, thats right!
I'll teach you to be happy!


I think this says it all, don't the fellow resistance members agree?

 

[darthdarrel]

I see spidey has taken sides!
DMC control your evil minions cause they are crossing the lines of the treaty!

 

[jrashadb]

Ugh, I used to LOVE Ren & Stimpy...

Spidey... are you trying to tell us something?

Shut up Darth Doll Boy.

 

[WDWspider]

Originally posted by darthdarrel
HEy I was wondering if people would be more resceptive to the IASW dolls if we changed the song From It`s a small world to The INk is Black by Three dog night? :lol:

Wasn't it you who started the whole idea of changing the song? I acept your apology in advance. :lol: :animwink:

 

[WDWspider]

I haven't kept up with this thread recently, I just got that image of Ren smashing himself in the head with a hammer while the Happy Happy Joy Joy song played in my head and thought of IASW that's all. :lol: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

 

[darthdarrel]

Originally posted by jrashadb
Ugh, I used to LOVE Ren & Stimpy...

Spidey... are you trying to tell us something?

Shut up Darth Doll Boy.

BITE ME! Oh geeze I shouldn`t say that you resistance people are cannibals!

 

[WDWspider]

Originally posted by darthdarrel
BITE ME! Oh geeze I shouldn`t say that you resistance people are cannibals!

:veryconfu

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Originally posted by jrashadb


Shut up Darth Doll Boy.

J-rash...I just wanted to say...you really have a way with words...

Pure poetry! :lol:

 

[jrashadb]

Originally posted by darthdarrel
BITE ME! Oh geeze I shouldn`t say that you resistance people are cannibals!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
This is who you Doll protectors have leading you? Him?!?
Those dolls are canibals. They're dangerous. They are not to be trusted. As for you Darth Doll Boy.

*lights saber*

I wouldn't be talking to me like that if I were you...Jan. 2 is closer than you think...

 

[DMC-12]

Originally posted by darthdarrel
I see spidey has taken sides!
DMC control your evil minions cause they are crossing the lines of the treaty!

GUYS!!!!!!!

Chill...... Ugh... Darrel is IMing me...whining that you are being mean and breaking the treaty :lol: ....lol... Play Nice...tis the season to eat turkey :slurp:

Oh yeah...and Vince....pick a side before I sacrifice you to the angry IASW Sun God....

 

[jrashadb]

Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
J-rash...I just wanted to say...you really have a way with words...

Pure poetry! :lol:

Yes... certainly not one of my more elloquent arguements... but it got the point across. :lol:

 

[darthdarrel]

Originally posted by jrashadb
:lol: :lol: :lol:
This is who you Doll protectors have leading you? Him?!?
Those dolls are canibals. They're dangerous. They are not to be trusted. As for you Darth Doll Boy.

*lights saber*

I wouldn't be talking to me like that if I were you...Jan. 2 is closer than you think...

You eVIL,Resistance Minions are crossing the line,shall we disband with the treaty?

 

[jrashadb]

Originally posted by DMC-12
GUYS!!!!!!!

Chill...... Ugh... Darrel is IMing me...whining that you are being mean and breaking the treaty :lol: ....lol... Play Nice...tis the season to eat turkey :slurp:

Oh yeah...and Vince....pick a side before I sacrifice you to the angry IASW Sun God....

What? What did I do? I'm innocent.

:lookaroun