No.
It's dry, dull, boring and sounds like one giant advertisement. When IN PARK and ON AN ATTRACTION one should not have commercials for other attractions. It loses the magic and the whimsy of the in park "world" and puts far too much "reality" and bad sales and marketing into what should be a fun ride.
Taking out the silly - but cute - "jokes" like Mr. Tom Morrow, the "arms, legs and other appendages" and such out, loses some of the spirit of what's so fun about Disney attractions.
They could easily have updated it without making it so boring and dull.
Well said. I have a feeling this whole thing will play out like SGE.