Cheesy WDW Pickup lines?

[Unplugged]

I hope a few of these get laughs...or at least don't get me ejected from the park (or here):


[MK] I'd love to spin you like a Tea Cup!

[MK] Your name must be Winnie, cause all I can think about is seeing Your Fantasyland Play Area followed by a ride on your Honey Pot.

[MK] Not that I'd say I'm good or anything, but I am in the Toontown Hall of Fame.

[MK] You must be the CM who plays Minnie 'cause you've got a fine tail. (Too far?)

[MK] (If your name is Phil) You're the inspiration for my newest 3D show, Philshardmagic.

[MK] You must be Cinderella 'cause I've got a castle with your name on it.

[MK] What say we have our own Pirate and Princess party?

[TL] If you like to get wet you should ride my Humunga Kowabunga!

[AK] Let's dress like animals and have our own Jammin Jungle Parade.

[AK] If you come back to my room, I can show you where they put Beastly Kindom.

[Studios] If you like kinky, I can show you the backstage version of Lights, Motors, Action....and yes, it will be Extreme!

[Studios] The Osborne Family has nothing on the lights I'll make you see.

 

[dopey]

Excuse me, Miss, but were you aware that Spaceship Earth is actually a geosphere and similar in form to geodesic domes that were invented by Buckminster Fuller? Speaking of which, your domes are certainly making my buckminster fuller.

:lookaroun

:lol: There should be a prize for that one!

 

[mpaul32001]

OoOoOo....Sounds Dangerous! :hurl:

Babe, as long as I'm with you, my wand will never come down.

Let's make like the monorail into the contemporary.

 

[dopey]

Don't believe him, Dana, he says the same to all the girls.


(I thought I was the only one you sent them to. :lookaroun )

Aw, Mom, you're embarrassing me! And it's not "all" the girls. Sheesh. I have some standards!

:fork:
Well...considering one of the ones he sent me..about Dopey's friend.. ...I think I may give him another chance..:lookaroun

Thanks for giving me another shot, baby!

Here's another one: It's not the size of the wand, it's the magic inside.

 

[mpaul32001]

Babe, your MORE boring then Doug Live!

 

[Vernonpush]

Babe, your MORE boring then Doug Live!

That might get you a slap in the face!:ROFLOL:

 

[Figment571]

It wasn't that bad!

 

[mpaul32001]

It wasn't that bad!

yes it was :hammer:

 

[mpaul32001]

Did I end this by saying Doug Live stinks? :ROFLOL:

 

[Lucky]

Yes, this thread mercifully seems to have, uh, petered out.

 

[CThaddeus]

Oh, there's more. Much more. But it will have to wait until I get home from work.

 

[NadieMasK2]

Let's play Chip and Dale...we can hide my nuts in your tree trunk.

Freakin' hilarious! :ROFLOL:

Probably would get a big slap accross the face for that one but the initial look of shock would be priceless!

 

[sillyspook13]

Excuse me, Miss, but were you aware that Spaceship Earth is actually a geosphere and similar in form to geodesic domes that were invented by Buckminster Fuller? Speaking of which, your domes are certainly making my buckminster fuller.

:lookaroun

That's hot. :lol:

 

[mpaul32001]

- Are my pants actually stretching? Or is it just your imagination?

- "I am am the Timekeeper, and this is my assistant, One-Eye"

- Come back to the hotel and I will show you the real inferno barge!

- No, this isn't some cheap 3D trick....

- This is definatley something you won't find in any guidebook...

 

[col]

this thread is so funny!! i cant stop laughin and there are some really sweet ones in there aswell

 

[jiminy.cricket]

:ROFLOL:
I feel so naughty just reading this thread and I love it!!

 

[dizpins14]

Welcome to Pleasure Island....need I say more? :animwink:

Please keep your hands and arms on this attraction at all times.

There's no one in line for Carrousel of Progress.....

You won't see this wild animal on the safari....

Baby I hope you'll be on your PolyKNEEsians tonight.

 

[Shiloh]

"May I slip you my Mickey"

 

[OhioDisneyLover]

This thread has made my day! My day started out so crappy and now I am laughing so hard it hurts!

Thanks everyone.............:ROFLOL:

 

[CThaddeus]

Ah, Scooter, you beat me to the Chip n' Dale one. But I've got plenty of others. Here's just a few:
You're quite a beauty; want to see my Beast?
You wanna participate in some Body Wars?
My Cranium is Commanding me to get your phone number.
They say Disneyland is The Happiest Place on Earth...they haven't been in my hotel room.
The Little Green Men won't be the only ones saying "Oooooooo" when I'm done with you.
I don't charge an admission fee.
This attraction is a turbulent, roller-coaster style attraction in the dark. To ride you must be free free heart and back conditions...
Come and explore Injun Joe's Cave.
My Carnosaurus ain't in danger of becoming extinct.
Take her deep.
Last time I erected a Wand, it stayed up for over seven years.
Would you like to try a Beverly that actually tastes good?
This is my Circle of Life, and it moves us all.
The Hall of Presidents ain't the only place where Di__ and Bu__ come together.
I'm going to take you to Fantasyland.
Wanna see my Eiffel Tower?
My Wand is brought to you by Siemens.
Care to join me for some Backstage Magic?
They Call my pants the Boneyard.
They call it EPCOT - Extreme Creating Optimal Thrills.

And the pain continues...