Cheesy WDW Pickup lines?

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Nebrfan

New Member
Show me why your nickname is the "Crush Gusher"

And from Blizzard Beach, make up your own jokes about the Toboggan Rides. They seem to be self-explanatory.
 
disnyfan89

disnyfan89

Well-Known Member
Cheesy pick up lines

You are deffinatly an E-Ticket attraction!

There is something trying to escape from my pants but it ain't Stitch!

If you are looking for a Fantasy In the Sky come on back to my place over at the Contemporary!

This MUST be Epcot 'cause you are definatly in my FUTURE!

Want to go around the World?

Let me show you what a Night of Joy is really about!
 
Lucky

Lucky

Well-Known Member
still waiting for the censors...

:lookaroun

Thunder Mountain was quite a ride. I can't wait till my train enters another mine that deep and wet.
 
primetime52

primetime52

Member
This might be the best Thread ever.

Just came up with several in my spare time. I'm sure several of these are either duplicates or similar to others, but I was too lazy to read every single post within this thread. A few of them are gems, but many are probably dumb. Enjoy.

MGM Studios
Don’t come a’ knockin’ if our coaster’s ‘a rockin’
You’ll get even wetter on my backlot tour
Would you like me to release my wookie?
There’s only one spitting Alien on my Great Movie Ride
OR- There’s only one munchkin on my Great Movie Ride
Bend over so I can brown my derby. :eek:

Animal Kingdom-
The Tiger is always awake on my safari ride
The line for Expedition (insert your name) is always less than 60 minutes, and the Yeti is never angry.
Would you like to rescue my Iguanadon?
Is it ok if I add one more bone to your boneyard?

Epcot-
There’s not a petition to remove my wand
My energy adventure only lasts 7 minutes!
Would you like to command my cranium?
There’s only one happy Caballero on my Gran Fiesta Tour

Magic Kingdom-
Would you like to take a lick of my dole whip?
Take a ride on (insert your name) Mountain. I’m a lot less bumpy than Space Mountain, and no fast pass is necessary.
The geyser is never out of order on my Little Thunder Mountain.
Mike Wazowski isn’t the only one eyed monster in this MILF
Let’s travel 20,000 Leagues under the sheets.
 
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Nebrfan

New Member
You may have shrunk the audience but you're having the opposite effect on me.

If you think my sorcerer's hat is gigantic.............

Rock n roller coaster isn't the only thing that should go upside down.
 
The Mom

The Mom

Moderator
Premium Member
Just a note....this thread hasn't been reported yet (a first) but please remember to stick to innuendo. So far, so good, folks.

Now, for those of you who may be offended...the title clearly states "pick-up lines" so you should have known what you were getting into. :rolleyes:

If a child strays in here, it's up to his/her parents to explain, and to once again warn him/her that NO internet site is 100% child friendly.

But again....don't cross the line all the way into smut; a few of these are touching it. ;)
 
hcswingfield

hcswingfield

Active Member
Vernonpush said:
Post #82? Who is watching out for the children?
Click to expand...

Agreed. Before sending anything "dirty" via Private Message, be sure to check their profile and try to determine an age. A seemingly innocent exchange of a dirty joke could land you with an online molester charge. It would probably also seriously damage the reputation of this web site.
 
Lucky

Lucky

Well-Known Member
There is no reliable way to determine someone's age. What they list on their public profile and what they really are can be two different things. After 200 of these messages in this thread, and as tolerant as The Mom has been on content, I can't imagine anyone needs more of these via PM anyway.
 

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