Cheesy WDW Pickup lines?

dopey

dopey

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I was talking to a friend of mine who used to post here awhile back and she said it was a beautiful thing to see a thread where everybody got along so well! Finally, something everybody loves: smut! :lol:
 
philsfan2185

philsfan2185

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This one is for the fellas,but the ladies could do use this if they switch to male characters........During a meet and greet with Snow White, slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Cinderella!" She says, "I'm not Cinderella!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!"
 
KeithVH

KeithVH

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philsfan2185 said:
This one is for the fellas,but the ladies could do use this if they switch to male characters........During a meet and greet with Snow White, slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Cinderella!" She says, "I'm not Cinderella!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!"
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Counting the days. I have GOT to use this one.
 
haveyoumetmark

haveyoumetmark

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I'm not sure how far is too far....:lol:
"Babe, Beaches n' Cream ain't the only place that let's you eat out their 'kitchen sink'." :eek: :eek: :eek:

Maybe the thread title should be graphic WDW pickup lines. :ROFLOL:
 
Dj Corona

Dj Corona

Active Member
12 pages?!? and NOBODY broke this one out....really?

Wanna come back to my room, or are you just Goofy?

(Actually, there's probably the X-rated version of that, that everyone else is PM'ing around)
 
Imaginationeer

Imaginationeer

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Some More!!!

Maelstrom: "Those who come to my bedroom often seek passion and pleasure, but more often find boredom and dissapointment."

SE: "Attention Travelers, your ___ is rotating for your descent to earth"
 
CThaddeus

CThaddeus

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Well, since I'll be at Disneyland tomorrow night, a double dose of my sick mind is coming (my apologies if someone else has posted something similar):
This ain't no Figment of your Imagination.
I'm the Dreamfinder, and baby I've found yours.
This monster ain't nothin' to laugh about.
I'm your genie in a bottle, baby. Come and let me out.
Prepare to be taken to a realm of Fantasy, a place of Adventure, with new Frontiers to explore, and Liberties to take. Tomorrow, when you awaken, you'll think it was all just one of a million Fantasmic dreams.
I got a runaway train ride in my pants.
...and for a brief moment, you will be among my many passengers.
Want me to blow out your torch before the show?
Wanna meet Monstro?
They don't call it a Peoplemover for nothin'.
Wanna take an Adventure Thru My Inner Space?
Trust me, when I whip this out, even Donald has to Duck.
This bone ain't buried too hard to find.
I'd love to take the time to take you in my own sweet time.
That's why they call me Thumper...
Ain't gonna be no Sleeping tonight, Beauty.
You ain't been to the Animal Kingdom till you've experienced my Animal Kingdom.
Wanna see my Mighty Microscope?
I'd like to huff and puff and blow your house in.
You know, his real name is Jumbo, Jr....I'm Jumbo, Sr.
Westward Ho!
It ain't quite twice the size of Manhattan, but it's pretty close.
I've ridden a ferry or two in my day.
We're Three Caballeros, three gay caballeros. Wanna see if we're birds of a feather?
I've got the whole World in my pants.
You like watching men in loincloths?
I got something I ain't Bashful about...I think you'll be quite Happy.
Ain't nothin' audio-animatronic about me, baby.
Ain't Norway you're getting away from me.
There's ain't Germany as sweet as you.
I got your Rocket Rod right here.
You get the Lights, I'll rev your Motors, and then you'll see some real Action.

Disturbing enough for one night? I thought so, too.
 
Courtney488

Courtney488

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philsfan2185 said:
This one is for the fellas,but the ladies could do use this if they switch to male characters........During a meet and greet with Snow White, slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Cinderella!" She says, "I'm not Cinderella!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!"
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Ok, most of these are hilarious, but that one is just going to freak out the poor CM...pick up lines are funny, but keep your hands to yourself, especially when it's a CM because they can't smack you afterwards lol
 
N

Nebrfan

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I've been reading this site for years but these are so funny I finally joined up. After reading these my stay here may only last 1 day, so here goes.

"Would you like to go back to my room and see my 9" skillet. I call it my Peter Pan"

"Let's meet at the Rose and Crown. If you're lucky you can see the Tower of London or Big Ben"

"The Tower of Terror isn't the only shaft you'll be screaming on"

Sorry, these are the best I've got for now. :ROFLOL:
 
FanofDinsey1981

FanofDinsey1981

Active Member
CThaddeus said:
This ain't no Figment of your Imagination.
I'm the Dreamfinder, and baby I've found yours.
Prepare to be taken to a realm of Fantasy, a place of Adventure, with new Frontiers to explore, and Liberties to take. Tomorrow, when you awaken, you'll think it was all just one of a million Fantasmic dreams.
...and for a brief moment, you will be among my many passengers.
They don't call it a Peoplemover for nothin'.
Wanna take an Adventure Thru My Inner Space?
Trust me, when I whip this out, even Donald has to Duck.
This bone ain't buried too hard to find.
That's why they call me Thumper...
Ain't gonna be no Sleeping tonight, Beauty.
I got something I ain't Bashful about...I think you'll be quite Happy.
Ain't nothin' audio-animatronic about me, baby.
Ain't Norway you're getting away from me.
You get the Lights, I'll rev your Motors, and then you'll see some real Action.
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Just a few of my favorites...:ROFLOL: :ROFLOL:
 
CrashNet

CrashNet

Well-Known Member
Ever felt dirty while wearing a Mickey hat, cause I do. :lookaroun

This isn't a line...this is how I feel reading some of these pick-up lines.
 

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