Cheesy WDW Pickup lines?

[WDWFanatic]

I still like stand clear of my drawers, these are awsome, Id like those dirty ones too.

 

[meryll83]

Now that's funny -- I don't care who ya are.

Hmmm... maybe I should start trying out that "million dreams" line. Y'all really seem to be falling for it. :lookaroun

You have to let us know the success rate :ROFLOL:

 

[pirate-princess]

oh me too! please i want a PM!

these are just so so funny!

i love the Mr ___ wild ride one

im going with my boyfriend this month - shall i try a few on him? may have to copy and paste cos i cant remember them all

 

[brkgnews]

You have to let us know the success rate :ROFLOL:

Maybe I'll start out doing my usual method of creeping out cute CMs. :lookaroun

 

[hcswingfield]

(a guy's response) Yes but never underestimate my Woody!:lol:

Excuse me, Miss, but were you aware that Spaceship Earth is actually a geosphere and similar in form to geodesic domes that were invented by Buckminster Fuller? Speaking of which, your domes are certainly making my buckminster fuller.

:lookaroun

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[Scooter]

I'm staying at The Poynesian Resort...

...in the Lakanookie Longhouse...care to join me?

 

[FanofDinsey1981]

All right. Time for another installment of: Which One Will Get Me Canned?

I'd like to see you in your corruptable, mortal state.
Wanna see another Sunny Eclipse?
I'd like to Poke your Hontas.
Ain't nothing Quasi bout my Moto.

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[FanofDinsey1981]

Excuse me, Miss, but were you aware that Spaceship Earth is actually a geosphere and similar in form to geodesic domes that were invented by Buckminster Fuller? Speaking of which, your domes are certainly making my buckminster fuller.

:lookaroun

I have to say that is quite the line! It takes a bit longer to get to the punchline, but it is worth the wait in the end. Well done!:ROFLOL:

 

[Lucky]

I'm Prince Charming, searching the Kingdom for the girl with the perfect fit - and I'm not talking about any glass slipper.

 

[Beauty_Belle]

Hello all! I'm new to this but these are cracking me up to no end, so I decided to join in on the fun!

These pick up lines would crack me up but would definitely break the ice! What better way to win someone's heart than with a cheezy pick up line! All of them are too priceless to not test out. I think someone should test them out and report back. Shame, I just got back from Disney.

 

[haveyoumetmark]

Wanna Tinker my Bell? :lookaroun

 

[mpaul32001]

Wanna Tinker my Bell? :lookaroun

LOL! :ROFLOL:

 

[mpaul32001]

I have one but it may be to graphic for your little minds...someone PM me and i'll get a second opinion!

 

[Scooter]

Enough of this Turtle talk...wanna really get crushed?



Let's play Chip and Dale...we can hide my nuts in your tree trunk.


If looks were an admission to Disney World, yould be an annual Pass.


Let's play theme park...I'll be Disney World and you be a Park Hopper.

 

[mpaul32001]

Ok, i'll go with it....

"Wanna Cruise My Jungle?"

 

[Beauty_Belle]

For the romantics.... Right after Wishes fireworks....
"I wished upon a star and here you are!" (say it with me, awwwwweee)

For the more bold....
"Want to test my track?"

Goodness, I have had cheesy pick up lines used on me (which results in me just giving a look and walking away), but all of them have lacked all this creativity!

Can someone please send me the dirty jokes as well? Thank you!

 

[Vernonpush]

Can someone please send me the dirty jokes as well? Thank you![/FONT]

Is anyone the "Keeper of the Dirty Ones"?
If so, PM me, please.

 

[mpaul32001]

Hey Babe, Let's Make our Own Happiest Celebration on Earth! :brick:

 

[Wilt Dasney]

Is anyone the "Keeper of the Dirty Ones"?
If so, PM me, please.

The person who originally said he was PMing a few around already posted them here: http://forums.wdwmagic.com/showpost.php?p=2300547&postcount=67

I dunno if there are any others that have been making the rounds.

 

[bassman]

Hey babe, wanna ride the wild mouse?

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aww man i love this one.
classic.
top marks.:ROFLOL: