hcswingfield
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Cheesy WDW Pickup lines?
- Thread starter Mr Bill
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mpaul32001
Well-Known Member
Can I go on an Adventure through your Inner Space? :sohappy:
potatoheadman
Member
-Have you ridden the Mr Toad's Wild Ride simulator yet?
-Wanna see a REAL wonder of life?
-I hope you brought extra moleskin!
-Your feet ain't gonna be the only thing aching tonight!
-Wanna see a REAL wonder of life?
-I hope you brought extra moleskin!
-Your feet ain't gonna be the only thing aching tonight!
Figment571
Member
Can I get my wand around that dome?:lookaroun
pirate-princess
New Member
these are so funny but ones like above make my jaw drop but i still love em!
oh and wdw mom - im 21 so i am good and old enough!
i have copied and pasted my favourite ones - shall i take them with me??!!
Lucky
Well-Known Member
This one's guaranteed to work, guys!
Hey gorgeous - has anyone ever told you you have a face like Belle's, Ariel's eyes, Aurora's hair, Cinderella's charm, Pocahantas' #&#* and Jasmine's @**?
(But don't try this one at home, guys - save it for the Norway pavilion. You'll be glad you came!)
Hey gorgeous - has anyone ever told you you have a face like Belle's, Ariel's eyes, Aurora's hair, Cinderella's charm, Pocahantas' #&#* and Jasmine's @**?
(But don't try this one at home, guys - save it for the Norway pavilion. You'll be glad you came!)
CrashNet
Well-Known Member
Actually, just go up to any beautiful lady in Norway and say: "Hvordan du gjor?" (pronounced Howvden dun gorden). Granted you won't be able to continue the conversation like that, but you would have just said "How are you doing?" in Norwegian. Trust me fellas, it gaurantees a conversation.
haveyoumetmark
Well-Known Member
"How about I navigate my log through your briar patch so we can get to our laughing place?"
gabroccoli
Member
Those are great twin peaks....................Oh I'm sorry I was reffering to Splash Mountain and Big Thunder Mountain....:ROFLOL: :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL:
Matpez
Well-Known Member
That's Hysterical! :ROFLOL:
CThaddeus
New Member
For everyone's sake, this will most likely be my last collection. Enjoy...or get ready to slap me, whichever you prefer:
You would have to take an elevator to get to the top of my Astro Orbiter, too.
You're this One Man's Dream.
There's a Magic Kingdom you haven't yet seen in my pants.
I've got something shining, shimmering, and spendid for you.
The Sea King ain't the only one with a huge triton.
Rub my lamp and see what comes out.
I'd like to get my friend in you.
My Club is pretty Cool, too.
You've just won a free night with me, what are you going to do next?
Would you think I'm a Geex for asking to see your Hooter?
I'd like to take you on a Magic Journey. It's definitely in 3-D.
You must be Snow White cuz I'd love for you to take a bite of my apple.
Wanna meet Bear in his Big Blue House?
Wanna go down on my Hydrolator?
Meet My Robinson.
East, west, north, and south...all roads lead to me.
Seize your future and my XS.
I've got something you can pet at my Affection Section.
Unlike Jessica Rabbit, I AM bad...and I'm very drawn to you.
Tea cups, tea pot...want me to show you the tea bag, Alice? (that's just nasty. I can't believe I thought of it...)
Care to check out my Wonderland, Alice?
Would you like to race down the slopes of my majestic Matterhorn?
They call that Inspiration Falls, but that ain't what's inspiring me.
Wanna ride my Solar Sailer?
Here we go, feel the flow, from my Universe of Energy.
Ain't no Conservation going on at my Station.
I got your Cosmic Ray right here.
Ariel wanted to get rid of her tail; I'm trying to get some.
Dead men get no tail. Luckily, I'm 100% alive, baby.
Wanna Plummet down my Summit?
Check out Mount Gushmore...
My apologies if I've duplicated anyone else's here. It wasn't intentional, I promise. Yes, I know. I have a sick, sick mind.
You would have to take an elevator to get to the top of my Astro Orbiter, too.
You're this One Man's Dream.
There's a Magic Kingdom you haven't yet seen in my pants.
I've got something shining, shimmering, and spendid for you.
The Sea King ain't the only one with a huge triton.
Rub my lamp and see what comes out.
I'd like to get my friend in you.
My Club is pretty Cool, too.
You've just won a free night with me, what are you going to do next?
Would you think I'm a Geex for asking to see your Hooter?
I'd like to take you on a Magic Journey. It's definitely in 3-D.
You must be Snow White cuz I'd love for you to take a bite of my apple.
Wanna meet Bear in his Big Blue House?
Wanna go down on my Hydrolator?
Meet My Robinson.
East, west, north, and south...all roads lead to me.
Seize your future and my XS.
I've got something you can pet at my Affection Section.
Unlike Jessica Rabbit, I AM bad...and I'm very drawn to you.
Tea cups, tea pot...want me to show you the tea bag, Alice? (that's just nasty. I can't believe I thought of it...)
Care to check out my Wonderland, Alice?
Would you like to race down the slopes of my majestic Matterhorn?
They call that Inspiration Falls, but that ain't what's inspiring me.
Wanna ride my Solar Sailer?
Here we go, feel the flow, from my Universe of Energy.
Ain't no Conservation going on at my Station.
I got your Cosmic Ray right here.
Ariel wanted to get rid of her tail; I'm trying to get some.
Dead men get no tail. Luckily, I'm 100% alive, baby.
Wanna Plummet down my Summit?
Check out Mount Gushmore...
My apologies if I've duplicated anyone else's here. It wasn't intentional, I promise. Yes, I know. I have a sick, sick mind.
sillyspook13
Well-Known Member
"You make my world go round!"
Actually used on me following a conversation about Universe of Energy.:kiss:
Actually used on me following a conversation about Universe of Energy.:kiss:
diddy_mouse
Well-Known Member
okay folks, here's my shot at it.....I apologize now if these seem too inappropriate! :lookaroun :lol: *crosses fingers she won't get banned*
"That Yeti ain't the only thing that's big, fast, and hairy!"
"Hey, I don't need Goofy to Storm your Barn."
"Give my lamp a rub and I can show you a Whole New World."
:ROFLOL:
"That Yeti ain't the only thing that's big, fast, and hairy!"
"Hey, I don't need Goofy to Storm your Barn."
"Give my lamp a rub and I can show you a Whole New World."
:ROFLOL:
CThaddeus
New Member
That's not too far from the lyrics I came up with for it:
You just slap up a Wand, Lemond.
Ruin the original plan Stan.
Make it look like a toy, Roy.
Sure is ugly to me.
So I'll put up a fuss Gus,
Don't need to discuss much,
We'll nuke it on three, Lee.
And set SSE free.
It ain't Paul Simon, but it's appropriate.
FanofDinsey1981
Active Member
pirate-princess
New Member
awww is that all of them?
the thread has slowed down now!!!
the thread has slowed down now!!!
wild01ride
Well-Known Member
Direct Quotes from rides with nothing added:
"When you hear the words 'go for launch,' you're gonna want to hold on!" - Mission Space
"I'll show you a laughing place!" - Splash Mountain
"It turns downside up...and upside down" - Journey into Your Imagination w/ Figment
"Here we go, feel the flow..." - Universe of Energy Theme Song
"Here's a great photo opportunity...the backside of [your name here]" - Jungle Cruise
"I think he'll get the point in the end." - Jungle Cruise
"This here's the wildest ride in the wilderness." - Big Thunder Mountain Railroad
"When you hear the words 'go for launch,' you're gonna want to hold on!" - Mission Space
"I'll show you a laughing place!" - Splash Mountain
"It turns downside up...and upside down" - Journey into Your Imagination w/ Figment
"Here we go, feel the flow..." - Universe of Energy Theme Song
"Here's a great photo opportunity...the backside of [your name here]" - Jungle Cruise
"I think he'll get the point in the end." - Jungle Cruise
"This here's the wildest ride in the wilderness." - Big Thunder Mountain Railroad
