nibblesandbits
Well-Known Member
no kidding...I'd ask to see them too...but I'm kinda afraid! :lol: :ROFLOL:
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Cheesy WDW Pickup lines?
- Thread starter Mr Bill
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Don't believe him, Dana, he says the same to all the girls.
(I thought I was the only one you sent them to. :lookaroun )
SewIn2Disney
Well-Known Member
I'd love to jump on the bandwagon to get the not listed one's PM'd to me, but I highly doubt people are going to take the time.....just start posting them!
NadieMasK2
Active Member
:ROFLOL: Naughty little things aren't we?
On the Jungle Cruise: There's a line to be made with the "getting the point in the end" joke, but trying not to go there! :zipit:
On the Jungle Cruise: There's a line to be made with the "getting the point in the end" joke, but trying not to go there! :zipit:
Wilt Dasney
Well-Known Member
I would like to have the ones that cannot be posted sent to me in a PM please..
Im a dirty girl..
Im a dirty girl too..
If someone would please PM me the naughty ones too, I'd be forever grateful! It's been a long school year with my 5th graders, and I sure could use some laughs. . . and a drink!
Almost 1/5 of the thread is people wanting the REAL HARDCORE stuff... :ROFLOL:
By the way, CThaddeus posted the ones you all are asking for earlier in the thread.
PSU_Princess
Member
I have only read a couple of pages and all I can say is
There are some pretty good ones here from some people I would never have expected to be naughty.
*runs off to read the rest of the thread.....yep I'm a dirty one too*
There are some pretty good ones here from some people I would never have expected to be naughty.
*runs off to read the rest of the thread.....yep I'm a dirty one too*
sissa216
Well-Known Member
:lol:
doop
Well-Known Member
:lol:, that's pretty good.
NadieMasK2
Active Member
:ROFLOL: Ok that made me LOL and blush at the same time!
hcswingfield
Active Member
My Buzz Lightyear will take you to infinity - and beyond!
NadieMasK2
Active Member
(a guy's response) Yes but never underestimate my Woody!:lol:
maggiegrace1
Well-Known Member
Don't believe him, Dana, he says the same to all the girls.
(I thought I was the only one you sent them to. :lookaroun )
:fork:
Well...considering one of the ones he sent me..about Dopey's friend..
...I think I may give him another chance..:lookaroun
CThaddeus
New Member
All right. Time for another installment of: Which One Will Get Me Canned?
I'd like to see you in your corruptable, mortal state.
I'd like to give you some hot and cold running chills.
That guy in the casket ain't the only one who can hardly contain himself.
I've got an impressive wooden tiki, too.
My magnificent production is yet to come.
You think Dumbo has a long trunk?
Now that the birdies have had their fling, how 'bout you and me?
I'd like to hoist me colors on the likes of you, you shy winsome wench.
I be willing to share, I be!
I'll show you a laughing place.
Great scott, you're right. That is a sea serpent in my pants.
My Grand Prix is stick shift only.
My motor's all revved up for you, baby.
Wanna see another Sunny Eclipse?
I'd like to Poke your Hontas.
Ain't nothing Quasi bout my Moto.
You can use all the flash photography and external lighting you want on my attraction.
My gargoyle is as hard as a rock during the nighttime, too.
Want to meet and greet Mr. Incredible?
Mr. Johnson wants to welcome you to Mission Control.
They call me Mark Twain cuz of my huge cigar.
Ever received a golden dream? (okay, now that's just nasty)
Ain't nothing abominable about my snowman.
My Yeti's looking for a home. Can he hide in your cave?
Ain't no giant Hat blocking my best ride.
Ain't nothin' rapid about my Grizzly/Kali.
The scary part is I came up with about three pages of these things throughout the day today. This is but one. If I haven't been banned by tomorrow, I may post more.
I'd like to see you in your corruptable, mortal state.
I'd like to give you some hot and cold running chills.
That guy in the casket ain't the only one who can hardly contain himself.
I've got an impressive wooden tiki, too.
My magnificent production is yet to come.
You think Dumbo has a long trunk?
Now that the birdies have had their fling, how 'bout you and me?
I'd like to hoist me colors on the likes of you, you shy winsome wench.
I be willing to share, I be!
I'll show you a laughing place.
Great scott, you're right. That is a sea serpent in my pants.
My Grand Prix is stick shift only.
My motor's all revved up for you, baby.
Wanna see another Sunny Eclipse?
I'd like to Poke your Hontas.
Ain't nothing Quasi bout my Moto.
You can use all the flash photography and external lighting you want on my attraction.
My gargoyle is as hard as a rock during the nighttime, too.
Want to meet and greet Mr. Incredible?
Mr. Johnson wants to welcome you to Mission Control.
They call me Mark Twain cuz of my huge cigar.
Ever received a golden dream? (okay, now that's just nasty)
Ain't nothing abominable about my snowman.
My Yeti's looking for a home. Can he hide in your cave?
Ain't no giant Hat blocking my best ride.
Ain't nothin' rapid about my Grizzly/Kali.
The scary part is I came up with about three pages of these things throughout the day today. This is but one. If I haven't been banned by tomorrow, I may post more.
GenerationX
Well-Known Member
Excuse me, Miss, but were you aware that Spaceship Earth is actually a geosphere and similar in form to geodesic domes that were invented by Buckminster Fuller? Speaking of which, your domes are certainly making my buckminster fuller.
:lookaroun
:lookaroun
Disney_Freak429
New Member
I fell off my chair with only reading a few of these so i'll hold off on reading more till later. Very naughty but very funny your all greatly "creative" lol
Figment571
Member
How about we go on our own Journey into Imagination.:lookaroun
Yeah if there are bad ones left over please PM me. This is hilarious:ROFLOL:
:lookarounYeah if there are bad ones left over please PM me. This is hilarious:ROFLOL: