Wow, WIndows blows so very hard. Apple is just a thing of beauty. They have the best OS and the best hardware. Anyone who doesn't believe me, just use Vista for thirty minutes. IF you haven't shot yourself in the head at the end of that, then I will direct you to the nearest Apple store. I JUST got the brand new unibody MacBook, and it truly is a thing of beauty. It runs like a dream, and the laptop itself is just drop dead sexy.
I have a 16GB iPhone, an iPod Touch, and I will soon be buying an iMac for my apartment. I'm telling you, Apple is at the forefront of the technology world.
I cannot even IMAGINE how embarrassing it must be for all you Windows users out there to be sitting in Starbucks on your giant, ugly laptops out there to see a Mac user (and believe me, you can spot them lol) pull out a DROP DEAD SEXY MacBook or MacBook Pro, open it up, and have Mac OS X boot up in like 30 seconds, while your Vista laptop takes 5 minutes ON A GOOD DAY.
Yes, some call us (Apple fans) smug. Some call us snobs. Some call us jerks. But really, it is just having the knowledge that we have the superior product. It is the knowledge that Apple is the best, and we demand the best. We deserve the best. We, meaning ALL OF US. And Mr. Gates with his BILLIONS of dollars, sits back in his house, not worrying about a single thing as people CHOOSE TO BUY WINDOWS. It just blows my mind how someone would actually KNOWINGLY choose to buy a machine running Vista. Or any form of Windows for that matter.
Not everyone can afford an Apple. Some people complain that Apple products cost too much.
But do people complain about how much a Hummer costs? Do people complain how much a Viper costs? How about a Lier Jet? Anybody you know complain about the cost of a Lier Jet? No? Thats because these products are THE BEST. Nobody questions the price of a top of the line, quality product. Top quality products are gonna cost a little more than an inferior product. Its just the truth.
Its nothing personal. And I hardly ever go out of my way to point out that Windows SUCKS to people. But when those idiotic Windows user are sitting there, actually believing that their $300 Windows machine is ACTUALLY SOMEHOW better than my $1799 Apple unibody, aluminum, LED backlit, power sipping, powerhouse of a computer, well, I just get a LITTLE crazy. And that is when I will not waste a second to put a Windows-Head in his/her place.
Sorry if this offends or upsets anyone, but the simple, cold hard truth is that Apple is the best. Windows is a sorry excuse for an operating system. Apple is gaining on Windows EVERY DAY. The iPhone is HUGE. They are almost number one. iPod is the top dog in music players. And will be so forever. Why? BECAUSE THE IPOD IS THE BEST. It looks the best, it works the best, and it sounds the best.
There is a reason that all of Hollywood and the music industry uses Apple. Nearly every movies you have seen on the big and little screen over the past 5 years were made on an Apple.
Seriously, you Windows people make it so easy. I mean lord, Apple has the iPod, the iPhone, the Mac.......What does Microsoft have??? VISTA?
Ya, I'm shaking in my Apple boots.
Please.
And BTW I'm not smug about my computer AT ALL.
