WDWMagic Bar-Room Brawl 2: Electric Bargaloo!

[WDWmazprty]

*Looks for my head*

*Accidentally strolls over to Swiss Family Robinson*

*Falls out of the treehouse*

 

[k.hunter30]

:lookaroun

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

:lookaroun

*smack*
:lookaroun

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Gets head back on*

*Fires rocket launcher at EE and GoofyDad*

*Nukes Adventureland*

 

[GoofyDadKB]

*makes WDWmazprty stand in line with a singing Brazilian tour group*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Happens to be with the extremely hot Brazilian tour group*

*Passes drinks to all the ladies*

*Punches GoofyDad in the back of the head*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Tells the tourist group that they're giving out free fastpasses in spanish. Tourists proceed to stampede out of the line... running WDWmazprty*

"ONGF!!!!!!! FREE Fast tracks to passland?????/ YAYAYAYAYY!!!!"

*facepalm*

 

[Figment1986]

*checks your ID*

*tosses you out*

:fork:

*Goes to Busch Gardens and sicks Darren Romeo on you* :drevil:

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Luckily Brazilians don't speak spanish, they speak portugese*

*I tell them in Portugese that Disneyson hates Brazil and all that it stands for*

*Disneyson ges trampled mercilessly under the feet of 100 angry Brazilians*

*They clap and chant in triumph over the defeat of their now pummeled enemy*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Starts the day with a ride on Splash Mountain*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Destroys every raft and begins turning Tom Sawyer's Island into a weapons stockpile*

"You wouldn't dare try and cross the murky depths of the Rivers of Cholera!"

*Fires an ICBM at Splash Mountain, reducing the E-Ticket to smithereens*

 

[GoofyDadKB]

*steals a boat from Splash and sends rabid wolves to TSI*

*replaces Splash's water with battery acid*

*listens to the screams from Splash and TSI while having breakfast at the castle*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Sticks GoofyDad and rabid wolves in secret elevator inside the castle and send him up to the Cinderella suite*

*Sees Fun2Bfree waiting in the suite tied to a bomb*

*GoofyDad walks out of elevator triggering motion sensor setting off the bomb*

*Both get blown in the air and land on the spires of the castle*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Sticks GoofyDad and rabid wolves in secret elevator inside the castle and send him up to the Cinderella suite*

*Sees Fun2Bfree waiting in the suite tied to a bomb*

*GoofyDad walks out of elevator triggering motion sensor setting off the bomb*

*Both get blown in the air and land on the spires of the castle*

*At the last moment frees himself from the bomb and rides a rabid wolf off the castle, escaping the blast zone*

*Sics the wolf on WDWmazprty and laughs as it tears him apart. Returns to the Isle of F2BF to scheme and drink profusely*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Shoots wolf in the head and goes after Fun2BFree*

*Rams the Liberty Belle into island a sets it all ablaze*

*Fun2BFree gets caught in the huge paddle wheel and and gets crushed horribly*

*I take all his booze*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Survives paddle and enlists the help of all 44 presidents*

*WDWmazprty gets Obamanated*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Takes presidents to SGE and watches them all commit AA suicide from the annoying ride*

*Disembowels Fun2B and drags him all the way to Epcot*

*Places body on Garden Grill carousel*

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

*Survives paddle and enlists the help of all 44 presidents*

*WDWmazprty gets Obamanated*

*wonders of you have a exit strategy*

"Don't ask #43"
:lookaroun:lol:

*tries to get you impeached*

 

[GoofyDadKB]

*gives EE a new exit hole*

*implants Stich's voice in his head so that everytime he thinks he hears Stitch*

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

*gives EE a new exit hole*

*implants Stich's voice in his head so that everytime he thinks he hears Stitch*

*rips it off*


*makes you the new nude statue in SSE*

*points and laughs*:lookaroun:lol: