WDWMagic Bar-Room Brawl 2: Electric Bargaloo!

[WDWmazprty]

*Takes EE' shrinking ray and reverses it*

*Increases the volume of all the water in Blizzard Beach and Typhoon Lagoon causing one ginormous wave*

*Wave drowns and crushes everything in its path*

*Sees the watery destruction high above in my hot air balloon*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*views the wave from the top of Summit Plummet.*

"I can goez on teh slides anagnin???? WHEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Iz sredded upp*

*facepalm, again*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Still flyingin my ballon*

*Opens a bottle of wine*

 

[Disneyson 1]

* Shoots down WDWmazprty's balloon with a giant oversized dart*
*The balloon swerves around in the sky, then plummets toward the rapids*
*WDWmazprty gets eaten by Bruce the shark*

*Slieds downe teh lside agan*

 

[GoofyDadKB]

*fills the pool at the bottom of the slide with molten lead and watches Disneyson slide into it screaming*

*sips on a bourbon*

*goes looking for EE with a flame thrower*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Blows the shark up from inside is stomach*

*Sees Disneyson melting away in hot lead*

*Goes looking for GoofyDad and EE*

 

[GoofyDadKB]

*turns the langoliers loose on WDWmazprty*

*watches him run for his life*

*finds EE frolicking in the fountain of nations*

*hooks a heater up to the fountain pump and boils the water*

*enjoys a beer while watching him boil*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Darn those langoliers bite really hard man!*

*Takes GoofyDad and straps him to the barge during Illuminations*

*Watches him burn alive as the pyrotechnics explode through his body*

*Takes EE out of the boiling water and throws him in WS Lagoon*

*Watches him sink lifelessly*

 

[GoofyDadKB]

*takes off fire proof suit*

*starts the motor on the barge and runs over EE's lifeless body*

*grabs a propane tank and straps it to WDWmazprty*

*lites the tank and watches him go up like a bottle rocket*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*As I fly up inthe air ,I shoot GoofyDad in the eye with chinese star*

*Blinded, GoofyDad runs the barge into the bank of WS lagoon and explodes*

*I land inside Biergarten and start my drinking fest*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*As I fly up inthe air ,I shoot GoofyDad in the eye with chinese star*

*While WDWmazprty is inebriating himself, I backstab him with a katana then drive a shuriken through his eyesockets*

*Throws a smoke-bomb on the ground and disappears quitely, being of course an artisan of stealth and mysteriousness*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Drink even more beer to lessen the pain my eye sockets are experiencing*

*Takes kitana blade out of my back and chucks it Fun2BFree*

*Chops both of legs off mid-shin*

*As he tries to escape, i put him on the grill in the back and cook him up with the rest of the bratwursts*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Drink even more beer to lessen the pain my eye sockets are experiencing*

*Takes kitana blade out of my back and chucks it Fun2BFree*

*Chops both of legs off mid-shin*

*As he tries to escape, i put him on the grill in the back and cook him up with the rest of the bratwursts*

"No! What about ninja skills?"

*Unleashes appropriately-named Ninja Minions to destroy WDWmazprty*

"Get 'im, Sai, Nunchuk, Kendo and Whatshisface!"

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Unleashes ninja skillz on minions and gives them a sound thrashing*

*Punishes Fun2BFree for doubting my lethal skillz by feeding his own shins to him then making watch the Norway video over and over again.*

*I take another drink*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Takes a scenic holiday to Norway after the video's influence has taken hold*

*Buys key-rings for everyone*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Is touched by the token given by Fun2Bfree*

*Has a heart to heart talk with him about my life*

*Offers him a drink*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Is touched by the token given by Fun2Bfree*

*Has a heart to heart talk with him about my life*

*Offers him a drink*

*Offers him a stab... in the gut*

*Takes all the keyrings and laughs maniacally*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Falls over hard on the floor*

*Watches Fun2BFree leave with key chains*

*Ponders what revenge will take place upon everyone*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Releases new strain of chicken pox virus into the air*

*Not only does it itch, but everyone pecks themselves to death*

*Finds EE, GoofyDad, Fun2BFree, and Disneyson full of holes*

 

[Disneyson 1]

"YAYYY@!! Teh LAVAz is SOOOOOO wanrjms aind happiexz!!!!!!"

*Watches StupidSon burn into the lava*
"Wait... why do I look like cheese??*
*Patches self up, then looks for the pox spreader*
"Where is he..."