WDWMagic Bar-Room Brawl 2: Electric Bargaloo!

[WDWmazprty]

*Painfully rips out staples from my body*

*Falls onto ladder where Disneyson is*

*Pushes him off and skewers him onto a piece of unfinished track*

*I climb out the top of Space Mountain dome and drop a bomb inside*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Wriggles out from impalement*

*The explosion in the dome scatters asbestos all over the dome and onto the stapled workers and all inside the dome at the time*

*Waits for the reaction that EE's gonna have when he sees that his precious model is blown to smithereens...*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Gets blown out to Blizzard Beach from explosion*

*Starts to sabotage park*

*Takes a drink*

*Feelin' real good*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Feeeelin' too good*

*Sleepy*

 

[Disneyson 1]

* Is almost done with Space and is almost ready to move onto Blizzard Beach (the tax exemption)... almost...*

"HEY! GUYS! GETTA LOAD OF THIS!!!"

*Throws all construction workers, followed by the drunks (sans WDWmazprty, of course) into the EPCOT model (now on fire) and proceeds to nuke*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*As nuke explodes I get blasted again back to Blizzard Beach, but not before grabbing Disneyson*

*In mid air I drop Disneyson onto Summit Plummett where i embedded razor blades into the slide*

*Disneyson slides all the way down at 75 mph making a nice skid mark of red*

*Lands into the pool which instead of water is now filled with iodine and alcohol*

*Disneyson goes into shock from the pain*

 

[Disneyson 1]

"Ow! Owch! ?!?!?! $H!%!!!!!"

*iz foulded on teh topz of teh Sum Plum-ette*

"Hey guise!!! I'm hare!!! @ teh Baroom Ball!! Let's danse!!!"

*Danzez w/ DWDmadparty @ teh mutant top!*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Body slams Disneyson*

 

[Disneyson 1]

"OW!1!!1!!!!"

*Fallz wit teh otedr Dizneesun*

*Is numb and without pain due to the boos and charges back up the slide. Then pushes WDWmazprty down the slide*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Man this hurts!*

*As I slide down Itake out as many razor blades as I can*

*Dip them in the alcohol bath and shootthemback at Disneyson*

*As he falls down off the slide, I ignite said alcohol bath*

*Leave to tendmy wouds,gets a drink*

 

[Disneyson 1]

"OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It BURNS!!!"

*Turns to ashes and a pair of eyeballs*

"Ha ha. Very funny."

*Uz oblvious of teh panis, ad driez self auff in teh cabanana*

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

*Wriggles out from impalement*

*The explosion in the dome scatters asbestos all over the dome and onto the stapled workers and all inside the dome at the time*

*Waits for the reaction that EE's gonna have when he sees that his precious model is blown to smithereens...*

:fork::fork::fork:

*force choke*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*EE force chokes ashes of Disneyson 1*

"O HAI!1! U liek Judi Dench?????"

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

:lol::lol:

*EE force chokes ashes of Disneyson 1*

"O HAI!1! U liek Judi Dench?????"

*kills Judi*

*makes Irons king of SSE*:lol:

 

[WDWmazprty]

*All healed*

*Wakes up to the smell of ashes and SSE*

 

[GoofyDadKB]

*removes pirate head and shoves it down the throat of WDWmazprty*

*fills all the pools, water parks and lakes with piranha*

*changes the voice in SSE to Pe-Wee Herman*
Disney God please forgive me for what I do.

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Coughs up pirate head*

*Watches as EE screams with rage at the sound of Pe-Wee Herman in SSE*

*Throws GoofyDad in water in IASW*

*Watches the pirahnas have dinner*

 

[GoofyDadKB]

Did I forget to mention that they are trained flying piranha?

*sends piranha after WDWmazprty who is standing above the water drinking*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Slaps away piranha coming at me*

*Releases hundreds of piranha eating pelicans*

*Takes GoofyDad out of the water and strings him up with the skeleton on POTC*

 

[GoofyDadKB]

*grabs the sword holding up the skeleton and slices WDWmazprty's head off*