Things you DON'T want to hear on WDWMAGIC!

[Steamboat_Kevin]

Darrel is stripping!
LOL, JK

 

[DMC-12]

1)

"Its a Small World Dolls hold 30 hostages at bay, dolls demand lots of churros and a goat to sacrfice"



2)

"Rockin Rollercoaster" to be changed to "Barbera Streisand's relaxing Sunday drive thru Madison County" Ride.

 

[jimmything7]

Originally posted by DMC-12
1)

"Its a Small World Dolls hold 30 hostages at bay, dolls demand lots of churros and a goat to sacrfice"

Was it a five legged goat?!

 

[Irrawaddy Erik]

So does anyone wanna buy some fastpasses I have?

 

[DMC-12]

"OJ Simpsons Wild Ford Bronco Ride" to replce Pooh, which replaced Mr. Toads Wild Ride" :lol: :lookaroun

 

[DMC-12]

"President levels new sanctions against World Showcase because of alleged Weapons of Mass Destruction hidden in Maelstrom. Troops prepare to invade"



:lookaroun :lol: :lookaroun

 

[SirNim]

LAKE BUENA VISTA, FL (Reuters) - Carnotaurus escapes from the popular Walt Disney World Animal Kingdom attraction "Dinosaur!".

 

[MKCustodial]

So has anyone been to Mission: Space yet?


What did you think of Mission: Space?


I heard Mission: Space opened last week, is it true?


Is it true that the pods on Mission: Space are different and one of them is the coolest and the other one bites?


How many of you have blown chunks on Mission: Space because you're stupid for not listening to the rules and how many of you have not?


Has Mission: Space been mentioned today?


When are they gonna do something with that 20K Lagoon already?? They should install Mission: Ocean there!! :sohappy: :sohappy:

 

[Erika]

Bill Gates and Walt Disney Jr promised me a gazillion dollars just for forwarding one simple email. KA-CHING!!!

 

[figmentmom]

Know what? I head from my third cousin's girlfriend's ex-husband who drives a cab in Orlando who picked up a passenger that said his uncle used to work at Disney and swears Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen and his body is in the castle!

You can tell 'em you heard it HERE first!

 

[DMC-12]

"Who wantz to make me an Avitaoir ?!"

(that and the other 20 million Different spelling combos I have seen for "avatar")

:lol: KIDDING, KIDDING... dont flame me...lol


*cough ( OY!!! Its A-V-A-T-A-R) cough* *smacks forehead* :lol:

j/k :lol:

 

[Testtrack321]

I never want to see another 'When Will M:S Open?" thread AGAIN. EVER.

 

[darthdarrel]

THe Haunted Mansion ride is closed for a new Lilo and stich`s haunted Mansion upgrade!

 

[Woody13]

"Universe of Energy is built over a sink hole and so is Mission Space!"

 

[aim]

:lol: These are funny! :sohappy:


What time is the 3 o'clock parade?

 

[Debbie]

Who ordered the PooPoo platter?

How many wads of gum have you found in Magic Kingdom?

My fight with non-smokers in WDW

Disney security confiscates my flask.

Why didn't I see Tweety and Sylvester at WDW?

Are the Osborne Lights owned by Ozzy and Sharon?

The next Survivor to be filmed on Discovery Island.

Beads and Doubloons to be thrown at WDW this Mardi Gras; however women will not be allowed to show brest to get long beads.

 

[kal1484]

Originally posted by Debbie
Are the Osborne Lights owned by Ozzy and Sharon?

Ya know...I always KNEW I knew the name Osborne, but not until the show came out did I realize how I knew it! :brick: :hammer:

 

[Figment1986]

Today is my B-Day

I hear that Disney is buying Universal

I heard That Anheuser Busch is purchising Animal Kingdom


Today is my Un-Birthday


I am the Greatest Member

This just in, Michiel Eisner is being promoted and will rule all of disney for the rest of his life.

Disney is going to cut the budget for the newest ride, it will be Mission, cardboard box. You must be at least 17 or pay $25 to ride...

oh and Mission Space Sucks.

 

[Erika]

Originally posted by Figment1986

Disney is going to cut the budget for the newest ride, it will be Mission, cardboard box.

Hey!! Some of us happen to LIKE playing in cardboard boxes!

 

[NowInc]

Anyone ever been to flashmountain?