The Offical WDWMagic Chuck Norris Joke Thread

[Darth Tater]

Chuck Norris has been to WDW's 5th gate...and he approves.

 

[Santa Raccoon 77]

Chuck Norris Doesn't have to hold on to his hats and glasses.He is the willdest ride in all the wilderness ..
Chuck Norris can go on splash mountain and stay dry.
Chuck Norris can overtake on Tomorrowland Speedway

 

[ScorpionX]

Universal Studios once built a "Chuck Norris 3D Experience." There were no survivors.

 

[Darth Tater]

Chuck Norris can overtake on Tomorrowland Speedway

My grandma & her walker can overtake the Tomorrowland Speedway.

 

[Zman-ks]

Universal Studios once built a "Chuck Norris 3D Experience." There were no survivors.

lmao!

 

[trr1]

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.​

Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete

 

[Darth Tater]

This thread has gone an entire week without activity. Chuck is not pleased.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Alright, alright!

Chuck Norris is Darth Vader's father.

Chuck Norris swam in one of the Florida lakes. The amoebas died instantly in his presence.

 

[ScorpionX]

Lucky the Leprechaun claims that no one will ever take his Lucky Charms. It's easy to tell that he hasn't met Chuck Norris yet.

 

[SAV]

Alien Encounter had to be re-themed because Chuck Norris rode it and the Alien was so scared, he ran away.

 

[trr1]

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad, run.

 

[ScorpionX]

Chuck Norris went to Star Wars Weekends dressed as Captain Kirk. Nobody dared to move.

 

[SAV]

Chuck Norris never waits for a bus...they wait for him.

 

[trr1]

in the begining chuck norris said let there be God and he was

 

[fractal]

At 180 day mark before his trip, all the restuarants reserve a table for Chuck Norris.

 

[wild01ride]

Chuck Norris can eat just one...

 

[wild01ride]

"Dead Men Tell No Tales", because if they did, Chuck Norris would really show him how he feels.

 

[Vader2112]

Big Bad Leroy Brown Baddest Man in the Whole Damn Town...Until Chuck Norris moved next door.

 

[Vader2112]

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

 

[Vader2112]

The branches did not fall off the Tree of life. Chuck Norris felt it needed pruning and did it bare handed.