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The Offical WDWMagic Chuck Norris Joke Thread
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Darth Tater
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Despite what Judi Dench may say...Chuck Norris was able to learn his A.B.C.'s without help from the Phoenicians.
Chuck Norris has never gotten wet while riding Kali. Water simply is afraid to make contact with him.
Chuck Norris has never gotten wet while riding Kali. Water simply is afraid to make contact with him.
Darth Tater
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^Win! LOL
Mr_Incredible
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The animals on the Jungle Cruise used to be real.....then they made eye contact with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris owns a photo of John Lasseter as a jungle cruise operator.
Catastrophe Canyon is a exact to life description of Chuck Norris' bathroom and neighborhood after he has eaten at Chipolte.
Chuck Norris owns a photo of John Lasseter as a jungle cruise operator.
Catastrophe Canyon is a exact to life description of Chuck Norris' bathroom and neighborhood after he has eaten at Chipolte.
StarWarsGirl
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Chuck Norris can swim in the lakes in Florida as the amoeba would be killed if it entered his brain.
disneyfan295
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I had to do a double take: WDWMagic thread about Chuck Norris!?!? After reading that the first couple responses consisted of not talking about Chuck Norris I have come to the conclusion that this is the best thread on this website. All Hail King Norris!
StarWarsGirl
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Lol, I'm surprised we've never had one before this.
StarWarsGirl
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Right after Walt drew Mickey for the first time on the train, Chuck Norris was sitting behind him and gave him a thumbs up.
Also, it is because of Chuck Norris that Mickey is not named Mornemor.
Also, it is because of Chuck Norris that Mickey is not named Mornemor.
Darth Tater
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Why does Captain Hook have a hook? Well, years ago he tried to pick a swordfight with Chuck Norris. Chuck gave the Captain a good stern glare. Out of sheer terror, the Captain cut off his own hand & fed it to the crocodile. That was the only time one of Chuck's victims got off easy.
Darth Tater
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Darth Tater
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When Chuck Norris's screen on Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin attempts to tally his score...it explodes.
Count to 10. That is how long it takes Chuck Norris to explore every country in World Showcase...twice.
Chuck Norris once bumped an old thread here at the forums. Villagers in Nepal felt the tremors.
Count to 10. That is how long it takes Chuck Norris to explore every country in World Showcase...twice.
Chuck Norris once bumped an old thread here at the forums. Villagers in Nepal felt the tremors.
even Chuck Norris can't save the adventurers club
StarWarsGirl
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Chuck Norris has played golf with Spaceship Earth
Darth Tater
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Chuck Norris works as a Disney CM...and can afford to live on his own in Central Fla.
(Okay, who am I kidding. Even he cannot do that.)
(Okay, who am I kidding. Even he cannot do that.)
