The Offical WDWMagic Chuck Norris Joke Thread

[ScorpionX]

Jason Voorhees wears a Chuck Norris mask on Halloween.

Chuck Norris can make an elephant forget.

The shark in Jaws was actually Chuck Norris's pet goldfish.

The Nile flowed downstream until it saw Chuck Norris at the end.

Vampires sleep during the day to hide from Chuck Norris.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

 

[Zweiland]

Chuck Norris doesn't BM, Meg blames him.

 

[JenniferS]

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

 

[Megalodumb]

Chuck Norris doesn't BM, Meg blames him.

Nice knowing her.

 

[Zweiland]

Nice knowing her.

It wasn't all that nice actually...

 

[SAV]

Chuck Norris doesn't wait for resort transportation, it waits for him.

 

[trr1]

 

[ScorpionX]

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

 

[DisneyManOne]

Wait a minute...

did someone say...

CHUCK NORRIS?!

 

[trr1]

Chuck Norris doesn't blow out birthday candles, he stares at them until they extinguish themselves. Happy 77th birthday, Chuck Norris!

 

[trr1]

you still kick Butt

 

[trr1]