The Offical WDWMagic Chuck Norris Joke Thread


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No one would ever question Chuck Norris's Linked In profile.

Chuck Norris's Linked In profile is a round house kick to the face.

Darth Tater

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The hyenas in IASW stop laughing & start screaming when Chuck Norris's boat goes by.

RnRC accelerates from 0 to 57 miles per hour in 2.8 seconds. Chuck Norris crawls 57 miles in less than 2.8 RnRC launches.

You must receive permission before responding to a thread started by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's elevator has never dropped in ToT, as the laws of gravity do not apply to him.


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