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The Offical WDWMagic Chuck Norris Joke Thread

ScorpionX

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Chuck Norris can defeat Slenderman in a staring contest.

Apple pays Chuck Norris $0.99 every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris used to be a knight at Kign Arthur's round table. He was known as Sir Beatdown.
 

ScorpionX

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China Buffet King used to be an an all-you-can-eat until Chuck Norris went there and ate all the food, 4 waiters, 6 tables, and an oven. It's now an all-the-food-you-can-eat.
 

ScorpionX

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Chuck Norris was originally considered to play Leonidas in 300, but had to be replaced when he kept roundhouse kicking the Persians into outer space.
 

ScorpionX

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When Chuck Norris ran for President, the President ran away.

Chuck Norris declared war on Atlantis and won.

Chuck Norris breathes in carbon monoxide and breathes out oxygen.
 

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