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The Offical WDWMagic Chuck Norris Joke Thread

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by ScorpionX, Apr 9, 2013.

  1. SAV

    SAV Well-Known Member

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    If Chuck Norris was to wear Mickey Ears, they would be the ones from the Earful Tower.
     
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  2. ScorpionX

    ScorpionX Well-Known Member Original Poster

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    At Wendy's, only Chuck Norris knows when it's real.
     
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  3. SAV

    SAV Well-Known Member

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    When Chuck Norris was "That Guy", Mike Wazowski made fun of the guy across the aisle from him.
     
  4. trr1

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    if Chuck Norris were president there would be no wars
     
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    Darth Tater Well-Known Member

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    if Chuck Norris were president there would be no survivors.
     
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    If Chuck Norris were on Survivor, there would be no competition.

    (Sorry, I don't make Chuck Norris jokes... :oops:)
     
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    if chuck norris was on americas got talent Simon Cowell would not say a bad word
     
  8. SAV

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    You know why there are so many light bulbs out all over WDW? Chuck Norris got into a staring contest with them...Chuck Won!
     
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  9. ScorpionX

    ScorpionX Well-Known Member Original Poster

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    Chuck Norris can defeat Slenderman in a staring contest.

    Apple pays Chuck Norris $0.99 every time he listens to a song.

    Chuck Norris used to be a knight at Kign Arthur's round table. He was known as Sir Beatdown.
     
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    ScorpionX Well-Known Member Original Poster

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    Chuck Norris frequently messes with Texas. (sorry if this is a repeat)
     
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    trr1 Well-Known Member

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    when clara peller was asking "where's the beef" she was looking for chuck norris
     
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    SAV Well-Known Member

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    Chuck Norris will still be able to refill his old mugs at the RFID drink stations.
     
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    Disney doesn't grow or cut their lawn. They have chuck Norris daring it to grow.
     
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    Darth Tater Well-Known Member

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    Be careful if you type Chuck Norris's name. He might hear you and
     
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    It
    It's okay. Chuck Norris would like it anyway.
     
  16. StarWarsGirl

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    Tater? Tater!!!
     
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    Good one. I must be tired, it took me a bit to get it.
     
  18. ScorpionX

    ScorpionX Well-Known Member Original Poster

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    China Buffet King used to be an an all-you-can-eat until Chuck Norris went there and ate all the food, 4 waiters, 6 tables, and an oven. It's now an all-the-food-you-can-eat.
     
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    ScorpionX Well-Known Member Original Poster

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    Chuck Norris was originally considered to play Leonidas in 300, but had to be replaced when he kept roundhouse kicking the Persians into outer space.
     
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    ScorpionX Well-Known Member Original Poster

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    When Chuck Norris ran for President, the President ran away.

    Chuck Norris declared war on Atlantis and won.

    Chuck Norris breathes in carbon monoxide and breathes out oxygen.
     

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