I remember vividly walking to my Ram throwing air fist pumps excited to see this film early Friday morning. I got to the theatre without waiting, purchased some disgusting chicken tenders that all the ranch dressing in the world could not make edible and went to my seat. The seat by the way was one of those leather lounge ones, I highly recommend.
After twenty minutes of every Star Wars commercial currently in rotation and several forgetable trailers, the theatre went pitch black, like the power went out. People started mumbling when all of a sudden the green Lucasfilm banner pops up on the screen, and the theatre erupts. I don't know if this was how the film was supposed to start, but it was freaking awesome.
As for the film...
It didnt live up to the hype for me. People comparing it to any of the original trilogy should seek emergency medical treatment for a Star Wars hype induced concussion. I wonder how many pro football players wrote reviews?
This movie is a carefully crafted, safe, souless, edgeless Disney made blockbuster that will make over two billion dollars but years from now people will be scratching their heads when they realize they were just sucked in by hype, that the substance was controlled and people just took hits because it was a known, loved product.
Its not a bad movie though, but it does not have the magic Lucas gave his six films. It has Disney magic, and that is where it goes wrong. That is where it fails.
Two stars out of four.
Jimmy Thick- Merry Christmas
Right, no similarity at all to "A New Hope"
1. There’s a droid carrying valuable information who finds himself on a desolate desert planet.
2. There’s a Force-sensitive, masked, and darkly clothed antagonist who arrives on the scene shortly after the information is handed off, looking for the droid.
3. There’s a desert settlement that is wiped out by stormtroopers.
4. There’s a hero who’s tortured by the bad guys to retrieve the information.
5. There’s a lonely, Force-strong desert dweller who dreams of more.
6. There’s a worldly old warrior who has to explain the Force to the next generation.
7. There’s a cruel military officer who holds a comparable level of authority to his Force-sensitive, masked, and darkly clothed colleague.
8. There’s a mostly unseen supreme evil that’s pulling the strings from the shadows.
9. There’s a criminal element that’s owed a debt by Han Solo and attempts to kill him after he screws up their arrangement.
10. There’s a cantina filled with various alien creatures.
11. There’s a moment when one of the heroes abandons the fight as a self-preservation measure, but he eventually returns.
12. There’s a massive spherical weapon that’s used to destroy a planet.
13. There’s a base belonging to the rebel forces on a forest-covered world.
14. There’s a surrogate father figure who is cut down by someone previously close to him, who has turned to the dark side.
15. The hero watches helplessly from afar as the surrogate father figure is slayed.
16. There’s a coordinated aerial attack on the massive spherical weapon that’s monitored from a control room by Leia.
17. There’s a trench that X-wings flew through in order to fire on a vulnerability in the weapon and destroy it.
18. There’s a massive explosion that gives the rebels a major victory but likely allows the Force-sensitive, masked, and darkly clothed antagonist to survive to fight another day.
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/12/19/star-wars-force-awakens-new-hope-similarities
JJ had an entire Universe to work with and all he could muster was a remake? Even worse, all the people gushing over this movie doesn't bode well for the next one. We've certainly lowered our standards. I think it's so much about wanting this movie to be worthy, many have convinced themselves it is.
For me, the best Star Wars movie to come out since Empire is Guardians of the Galaxy. That movie created the excitement, wonder and good feeling of the first 2 Star Wars much better than the next 4 and this unimaginative money grab.