Fritz (originally red, black, and white - voiced by Thurl Ravenscroft):
Ach du liebe! I almost fell out of mien upper perch.
Glad to see you all aboard, er, ashore, or hehehe, wherever you are!
Mien goodness, you're all schtaring at us - we better start the show rrrolling.
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Jose: Mi amigos stop the c l u c k i n g, you sound like a bunch of old hens.
There's a lot of birds waiting to go on. For instance:
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Michael:
Our show is delightful, we hope you'll agree,
We hope that is fills you with pleasure and glee,
Because if we don't make you feel like that,
We're gonna wind up on a lady's hat!
All: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
Jose: All the birds sing words,
Michael: And the flowers croon,
All: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.*
*This verse has been deleted from the current show at Disneyland.
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Pierre:
Our magnificent production is yet to come,
So strum the guitar, and beat the drum.
We've been a hit, and we know you adore us,
So come on and join us in another chorus!
Everyone: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
Jose: A little softer...
Everyone: All the birds sing words and the flowers croon,
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Jose: A little louder...
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Jose: Let's give the little birdies a great big hand.
Pierre: Oui! Applaud, applaud!
Fritz: Ja! You down there - mit both hands.
Jose:
And now señors and señoritas,
Please place yours eyes into the center, of the room that is,
We present the enchanted fountain...
Fritz:
Ack, ja, and a wunderbar bird mobile.
It has birds on it, and it goes rrround and rrround.
Und that's why we call it a bird mobile!
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Jose: (ala Bing Crosby)
Let's all sing like the birdies sing.
Bubbaboo, ba bubbaboo, baboo...
Michael: (ala Louis Armstrong)
Let's all sing like the birdies sing,
Tweet tweet tweet, my that bird sings sweetly.
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Jose: Ah ha! Applause, applause, that was good.
Fritz: Wunderbar, wunderbar, give yourselves a hand.
Jose: A little applause for the girls, too...
Pierre: Ah, that was magnifique!
Jose: Si, no one laid an egg but me.
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Birds: The birdies had their fling (birds chirp and sing)
You've heard the flowers sing.
Flowers: Tahu tahu uhu wai la...
Birds: Tikis play the drums (tiki drums play)
Hear them do the chant (totem poles chant)
Farewell, and Aloha to youuu...
Jose:
Ole', ole', applause, let's give the birds a standing ovation,
Applause, up, up, down there, applause, everybody stand up on your feet, ole'!
Michael: And now, as long as you're all standin'.
Jose: We have a wonderful magic trick for you.
Fritz:
Ja, a wunderbar trick. Everybody... Face the door...
Und the trick is, we gonna make you all... disappear!