The Chit Chat Chit Chat Thread

21stamps

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T just comes out of his bathroom..

“Mom.. mom... mommm.. come here please. Come see how nice I look! I’m totally ready!”

I stop messing with the cranberries and go to him.

He’s showered, dressed. ..And.... his hair is in a Mohawk!! A Mohawk slathered with So MUCH Product 😡😡😡😡😡😡

“TRISTAN ALEXANDER WHAT DID YOU DO?!”

He answers calmly..

“You tokd me to shower, get dressed, and do my hair. I did that.”

“Not in a Mohawk!!!! Get undressed. Get back in the shower. Start over!”

“Mom, listen. If you make me dress in fancy clothes, then it’s only fair that I get to choose my own hairstyle. My swag needs to come out somehow.”

“Get. Back. In. The. Shower. And. Wash. That. Product. Out. Of. Your. Hair. NOW.”

“But Mom...”

“Now.”

“You’re ruining my swagger!”

“I’m going to ruin a lot more than that if you don’t do what I say Right This Second.”

“Oh fineeeee. I don’t know why I need to look like I’m going to a palace. I’m not meeting a queen, Mom.”

“Now,Tristan.”

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Do the teen years start at 8.5????????

This kid. His “palace clothes” are skinny pants, a vneck tee, and a sweater. 🙄

Where is my little boy???? Why do I feel like I’m becoming my parents?? :hilarious:
 

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