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No.
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I got a wrecked car, cancelled insurance policy on it, and a huge mess. Long story, not short. He hit one of my former employees right by my work. Since they knew each other they didn't call police to file a report but drove the short distance and parked in my work's back parking lot to exchange insurance info. Her car had a broken headlight, blown tire and broken side mirror. The cavalier had total front end damage--broken headlights, bent tire rims, door and hood wouldn't open, a mess. Her car, because of the age, was declared a total loss.
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The cavalier wasn't.
It gets better.
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The reason they didn't call the police was because he knew he was DUI and she suspected it and didn't want him to go to jail. And since her car wasn't that bad he claimed responsibility for the accident to both insurance companies in return for not calling police. Because her car was declared "a total loss" our insurance paid for her loss, towing for both cars and nothing on our car and then dropped the policy. Eventually I found out he had multiple speeding tickets and another fender bender he "forgot" to mention.
It gets even better.
![Cautious :cautious: :cautious:](/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/cautious.png)
Four hours LATER, when I'm about to leave for the day, he calls to tell me he had been in an accident and the car was outside in the parking lot.
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He had a buddy drive him home instead of coming right inside to tell me so he could sleep off some of his drink. I got a big $200 at the scrapyard for the cavalier.