Here on Throwback Thursday, I feel compelled to send a message to my younger self -
Dear
20-something year old Buddy Thomas -
That's a nice flock of seagulls haircut you were sporting. How did you pull that off with a straight face?
But on a more serious note, thanks a lot for taking out about $60,000 in student loans, and thanks also for applying for 16 thousand credit cards and getting approved for all of them, and thanks for maxing them out as soon as possible on all sorts of extravagant Disney and other vacations and stuff you couldn't afford. I get it. You grew up totally poor with no resources whatsoever, and for Christmas, all you got was a rock, so as soon as credit card companies started approving you for $10,000 credit limits, even though you were just a college student, majoring in theater of all things (!!!!!!), you bit. And you bit many, many times.
You had a great time! Many, many great times. Like this great time, when you were bartending in Florida, and at the end of the night, you and your fellow bartenders decided to go to Disney World on the spur of the moment. And when you went home to get ready, you threw all your tips on the floor and rolled in them with a credit card you couldn't afford in your mouth.
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Yes, Young Buddy, you were a total tool. But at least you had a good time.
Well now I would like you to know that because of you, I now live in my forties paycheck to paycheck and if I want to go on a vacation anywhere, it takes two years to plan it and save for it.
See, you're rolling in money - you are literally rolling in money - which I think was the point of that photo - all the bartenders thought it was funny to be "rolling in money" - but you did not have any responsibilities except to pour drinks for 10 hour shifts, and not a clue about the world. Except maybe Disney World. You had a clue about that world. And apparently, that was not enough.