There as so many reasons beyond snow (although important) to not live in Canada. For one thing they are far to passive aggressively polite. Plus they spell words funny and say things like "eh" and "aboat". And according to
@JenniferS, they all live in Million Dollar Igloos!
I've been suspicious about Canada since we started doing this Canadian song for chorus, and my director, and my director said, "Now this song is meant to sound more and more drunk as you go along..."
Lyrics
The bold parts are just...
Oh, there's lots of fish in Bonavist' harbour,
Lots of fish right in around here'
Boys and girls are fishin' together'
Forty-five from Carbonear.
cho: Oh, catch-a-hold this one, catch-a-hold that one
Swing around this one, swing around she;
Dance around this one, dance around that one
Diddle-dum this one, diddle-dum dee.
Oh, Sally is the pride of Cat Harbour,
Ain't been swung since last year,
Drinkin' rum and wine and cassis
What the boys brought home from St Pierre.
Oh, Sally goes to church every Sunday
Not for to sing nor for to hear,
But to see the feller from Fortune
What was down here fishin' the year .
Oh, Sally's got a bouncin' new baby,
Father said that he didn't care,
'Cause she got that from the feller from Fortune
What was down here fishin' the year.
Oh, Uncle George got up in the mornin',
He got up in an 'ell of a tear
And he ripped the ar se right out of his britches
Now he's got ne'er pair to wear.
Oh, there's lots of fish in Bonavist' Harbour,
Lots of fishermen in around here;
Swing your partner, Jimmy Joe Jacobs,
I'II be home in the spring of the year.
http://www.smartlyrics.com/Song503247-Unknown-Feller-From-Fortune-lyrics.aspx