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The Biggest Lie Thread

MKCP 1985

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WIWYA, we couldn't afford forks. If there was a tree or bush nearby, we would try and find a sharp stick to hold our food still, and were GRATEFUL when we could find one. :lookaroun
 

dandaman

Well-Known Member
Oooooh, we used to DREAM of having food. Every morning we'd get up at 3 a.m. and go to work in the mill with barely enough pay to afford hard biscuits for a meal.
 

MKCP 1985

Well-Known Member
WIWYA we did all of that and walked barefoot in the snow 5 miles uphill just to get to that mill.

Snow? We dreamed of getting to walk in snow! :eek:

WIWYA, we walked 5 miles uphill, barefoot, in frozen mud, black as tar, because only rich folk got to walk in snow! When we got to the mill, we had to scrape all the mud off of our feet with scraps of pine bark before we were allowed inside to work our shift. :p
 

unkadug

Follower of "Saget"The Cult
Original Poster
FEET? You had feet?

Well they weren't really FEET, they more like flaps at the end of our legs. And we happy to have those.


(I've been crying laughing at these responses!)

(I see we have quite a few Monty Python fans also.:wave:)
 

Disneyson 1

New Member
^Walk? We only DREAMED of walking! In MY day we used our teeth to grab at the mud because the rich people broke our legs! We gave the little allowance we had at the Dentist's office getting painful drills stuck in our head!
 

Disneyson 1

New Member
^HEY! You with the Fanta! In MY day we didn't HAVE any Fanta! All we had was WATER and HARD LIQUOR. Well, the water was usually dirty, so...

In MY day we didn't HAVE any 12 - Step Programs!
 

WDW Vacationer

Active Member
^HEY! You with the Fanta! In MY day we didn't HAVE any Fanta! All we had was WATER and HARD LIQUOR. Well, the water was usually dirty, so...

In MY day we didn't HAVE any 12 - Step Programs!

Ha! Hard liquor....

Try blood,and the urine we produced!

And solid foods?- Sticks and,well.... you get the idea....
 

dandaman

Well-Known Member
Right, then.

I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work... and when we got home, our mom and dad would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.
 

unkadug

Follower of "Saget"The Cult
Original Poster
Right, then.

I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work... and when we got home, our mom and dad would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.

And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you.
 

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