The Biggest Lie Thread

[Phonedave]

And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you.

I would, I used to live in a paper bag in a septic tank - luxury.


-dave

 

[trr1]

I would, I used to live in a paper bag in a septic tank - luxury.


-dave

our family was so poor growing up we couldnt pay attention

 

[MKCP 1985]

On my last trip to Walt Disney World, I won a golden lifetime fastpass with overnight access to the Cinderella's Castle apartment anytime I want. What was really the best was they also gave me the float of my choice from SpectroMagic to keep, so while my wife drove us home, I sat on top of the Chernabog float, which was cool except that it popped off a load of steam and opened its wings every 2 miles, really hurting the gas mileage. :lookaroun

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

On my last trip to Walt Disney World, I won a golden lifetime fastpass with overnight access to the Cinderella's Castle apartment anytime I want. What was really the best was they also gave me the float of my choice from SpectroMagic to keep, so while my wife drove us home, I sat on top of the Chernabog float, which was cool except that it popped off a load of steam and opened its wings every 2 miles, really hurting the gas mileage. :lookaroun

See, I own all that. And the float? Runs on Pixie Dust, which I make.:shrug:

 

[EPCOTPluto]

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[TheJonesys]

I need to collect some of your pixie dust, right after I've collected all the childrens teeth from under their pillows:lol:

 

[EPCOTPluto]

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[unkadug]

Oh, good. Can you contact Dwayne and tell him that his movie gig is over?

[/Not a Lie ]

Dwayne's my next door neighbor. I went over and told him what you said. He cried like a baby.

 

[Disneyson 1]

Well, I'n next door neighbors with Oprah AND WED. And Oprah told the WORLD that Dwayne's gig was over. He went into the fetal position... And now WED's making a ride based off of the story, STARRING ME. BEAT THAT.

 

[EPCOTPluto]

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[WDW Vacationer]

WIWYA,we wrote on real stone tablets,not these new fangled electronic things. We carved it with our fingernails.

 

[Disneyson 1]

HAH! Stone. In my day we HAD no stone! All we had was soft mud and our TEETH. If we we were lucky we would find some tree bark and get tooth splinters!

BTDubbs just got 7 iPads for every room in my 54 room house! That's a total of 378 iPads!

 

[WDW Vacationer]

You know that iPad that was once parodied back in MADtv 2004?

Yeah....


I am EPCOTPluto, and the Apple iPad was my idea.




[/ooooooh! PC users pwnd!]

http://twitpic.com/101r9l
:lookaroun

 

[unkadug]

http://twitpic.com/101r9l
:lookaroun

^
Especially if you've ever seen Idiocracy! :lol:

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

I was never young.

 

[Phonedave]

I was never young.

When we were young, we were so old, we were born dead. But did we ever complain? Noooooo.


-dave

 

[MKCP 1985]

In yesterday's mail, I received a pin code from Disney, good for a stay in the abandoned space station at the top of Spaceship Earth, with free dining including a private breakfast served by Jessica Rabbit and Esmerelda in an undisturbed back room at the Adventurer's Club and an invitation for a secret Segway race against all my favorite Disney characters inside the World of Life pavilion.

And the cost . . . $5! Wait . . . $4.99!

 

[EPCOTPluto]

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[Disneybird]

I was never young.

When we were young, we were so old, we were born dead. But did we ever complain? Noooooo.


-dave

:sohappy:

 

[unkadug]

:sohappy:

I see your :sohappy: ... and raise you - five KAGIILLION :wave:'S.

Beat THAT!

(OH WAIT...WRONG THREAD)