I can almost hear the PR spiel now....
"From the scientific minds of Disney Imagineering, we bring you the revolutionary concept of AudioStaticMatronics. Walt Disney was the father of animatronics, but that is so 60s. It's a technology that's now half a century old, and in the same spirit we bring you StaticMatronics. While Animatronics insulted the viewer by actually moving the character in synchronization with sound, we take you to the next level with our amazing new technology. Now, with wind and flashing lights, we can tap into your imagination so you can see movement where there is none. The roar of the Yeti makes you think he is alive, and you can almost smell the fear that ripples down your spine. We've been working hard to bring this new technology to characters such as the Carnotaurus and Hopper. Now we top it off with the biggest StaticMatronic of them all, the Yeti. Don't miss out this summer. Visit Disney Animal Kingdom and feel the fear!"