Sonconato
Well-Known Member
Melissa's got it figured out.
This was from Sunday's Orlando Sentinel in the "Letter to the Editor" column.Parade closing stirs Disney's villains
I feel it is my responsibility to inform Disney that corporate has been taken over by Maleficent or Cruella de Vil. I woke recently to the news that Disney World will discontinue the Main Street Electrical Parade.
The villains of Disney have colluded to collect all of the sadness that will ensue from this horrible news to use in some evil spell, which will be cast on the distracted visitors. Disney may want to inspect the towers of the castle for some sort of evil-looking receptacle that wasn't there before.
We will be visiting Disney World in November. If this problem hasn't been rectified by then, my family members have been instructed to keep all of their extra joy and happiness for the night of the parade. I would suggest perhaps hiding the joy and happiness receptacle either in the head of Pete's Dragon or perhaps in one of the carts in the 7 Dwarfs Mine Train. I doubt even Maleficent would mess with Grumpy.
I am confident that my children will grow up with the joy I felt as a child watching the Main Street Electrical Parade and that Disney will employ whatever counter spell is necessary to immediately quash this evil occupation.
Melissa Fox Woodstock, Conn.