Oh, those poor Ingalls girls...

[dave&di]

I never understood why live people can't outrun dead ones. Every time I see them at the movies, they seem so slow. So here is my advice people: when the zombies approach, if you don't have a gun, instead of standing and screaming, turnaround and run.

Pure genius!

 

[Disneybird]

Pure genius!

Thank you, thank you very much!

 

[dave&di]

Im having problems with my knees at the moment so I don't think I could outrun them though! I will dig out my roller skates from 1985!!!

 

[trr1]

I never understood why live people can't outrun dead ones. Every time I see them at the movies, they seem so slow. So here is my advice people: when the zombies approach, if you don't have a gun, instead of standing and screaming, turnaround and run.

well i think the zombies would be slipping on the stuff comming out of my bottom

 

[Disneybird]

well i think the zombies would be slipping on the stuff comming out of my bottom

Not to mention the friction caused by running in wet jeans.

 

[Nemo14]

Well, it looks like they got rsoxguy. Pity....

 

[unkadug]

Well, it looks like they got rsoxguy. Pity....

Noooooooo....


Oh, the huge manatees

 

[Nemo14]

Noooooooo....


Oh, the huge manatees

OK - that one took me a couple of minutes....

 

[Nemo14]

...still no rsoxguy....and we all thought he was the best prepared for the zombie invasion.

 

[The Mom]

zombies????? They had to take him out first --- he knew too much.

 

[Tom]

We can always hope for the best...and just assume the new forum has him completely stumped.

 

[The Mom]

We can always hope for the best...and just assume the new forum has him completely stumped.

Or the zombies have him stumped !!!

 

[Nemo14]

...or perhaps he was, in fact, a zombie....

 

[rsoxguy]

OK, while the rest of you have been carrying on with your tomfoolery, I have been busy tackling the Laura Ingalls-rabid-zombie problem head-0n. Why? because I'm a giver. All of you slackers should be ashamed. I put on my prosciutto suit and went on a search.

Yeah, it's all fun and games until poor Laura Ingalls gets lost in the woods and can't find an outhouse. Next up, I'm tackling the Ingalls family reunion.

 

[Lucky]

The zombies stole some Red Sox uniforms on Friday and committed unspeakable atrocities in full public view the ensuing three days.

 

[rsoxguy]

The zombies stole some Red Sox uniforms on Friday and committed unspeakable atrocities in full public view the ensuing three days.

Your obsession with criticizing the Red Sox is a little disturbing. I would suggest a full day of marathon Mannix viewing for the sake of diversion, followed by some volunteer work at a pioneer rabies crisis center. Hold the phone...perhaps your need to criticize the Sox is due to ...RABIES!!!

 

[unkadug]

Rabies is curable....zombification is not.

 

[rsoxguy]

Rabies is curable....zombification is not.

Hey, you're stating something that is based on truth and rational thinking. Who let you in here, and what are your motives?

 

[NYwdwfan]

So I had a dream last night that I went to every deli counter in the tri-state area to buy up their proscuitto and then re-sided my house with it. I think I need to stop reading these boards before bed. Or perhaps start painting my nails in a ventilated area.

 

[rsoxguy]

You're missing the beauty of this strategy. Not only do the zombies walk right past your house without suspecting a thing, but you also avoid the whole "I'm sick of eating survival canned food supplies" dilemma.