Oh, those poor Ingalls girls...

[rsoxguy]

That's odd. We also had a similar scenario in my house, except it involved sleeping pills and a meat cleaver. My wife is such a kidder, I think.

 

[dave&di]

As I await my wife's arrival home from work, I am drawn to a random thought that can, in time, benefit humanity greatly. If your brain hurts, wouldn't the zombies sucking out your brains through a straw alleviate the pain? I am about to embark on a medical campaign that will eventually save humanity billions of dollars in pain medication!

"Honey, I have a splitting headache."
"Don't worry dear, we still have a couple of zombies left in the closet. Wait a minute and I'll get a straw."
"You're the best little wife a husband could wish for!"
"Thank you, my pet. By the way, where do we keep the life insurance policy?"

The zombies in my closet will be disappointed should they wish to feast on my OH's cranium! "appetiser anyone!"

 

[rsoxguy]

The zombies in my closet will be disappointed should they wish to feast on my OH's cranium! "appetiser anyone!"

Ouch!

 

[njDizFan]

The zombies in my closet will be disappointed should they wish to feast on my OH's cranium! "appetiser anyone!"

I guess better than an amuse bouche

 

[unkadug]

I guess better than an amuse bouche

It is a well known fact that Zombies do not speak French.

 

[rsoxguy]

It is a well known fact that Zombies do not speak French.

You want to know why? The fancy accents make them seem less terrifying. Sacre' bleu!

 

[Nemo14]

That's odd. We also had a similar scenario in my house, except it involved sleeping pills and a meat cleaver. My wife is such a kidder, I think.

Well the jury bought my story, so that's all that really counts, right?

 

[rsoxguy]

Well the jury bought my story, so that's all that really counts, right?

You are not allowed to "talk girly talk" with my wife.

 

[Nemo14]

You are not allowed to "talk girly talk" with my wife.

 

[Disneybird]

When we first married my husband said my mother gave him permission to spank me whenever he wanted. My response was "So why do you think she gave me a rolling pin?"

 

[Nemo14]

When we first married my husband said my mother gave him permission to spank me whenever he wanted. My response was "So why do you think she gave me a rolling pin?"

I think rsoxguy crossed you off his list too.....

 

[Disneybird]

I think rsoxguy crossed you off his list too.....

I'm sure between the two of us, we could teach her a few things.

 

[rsoxguy]

When we first married my husband said my mother gave him permission to spank me whenever he wanted. My response was "So why do you think she gave me a rolling pin?"

There are a couple of "I love Lucy" episodes in which Ricky spanks Lucy. One time, as my wife and I sat together watching one of those episodes, I turned to her and said jokingly, "that's the way to discipline the troops." The look that she shot in my direction almost made me apply for a witness protection program and move to someplace like Oklahoma.

 

[Nemo14]

I'm sure between the two of us, we could teach her a few things.

Sounds like a plan!

 

[Disneybird]

There are a couple of "I love Lucy" episodes in which Ricky spanks Lucy. One time, as my wife and I sat together watching one of those episodes, I turned to her and said jokingly, "that's the way to discipline the troops." The look that she shot in my direction almost made me apply for a witness protection program and move to someplace like Oklahoma.

Very familiar with "the look".

 

[rsoxguy]

I'm sure between the two of us, we could teach her a few things.

I think rsoxguy crossed you off his list too.....

The Red Sox are loosing, I come here for a distraction, and I find a conspiracy instead? Shameful, ladies, shameful.

 

[Nemo14]

The Red Sox are loosing, I come here for a distraction, and I find a conspiracy instead? Shameful, ladies, shameful.

 

[Disneybird]

The Red Sox are loosing, I come here for a distraction, and I find a conspiracy instead? Shameful, ladies, shameful.

Betty, he's talking about you. Get out the rolling pin.

 

[Nemo14]

Betty, he's talking about you. Get out the rolling pin.

Be afraid, ...be very afraid....

 

[Disneybird]

Be afraid, ...be very afraid....

Lorena Bobbitt