Oh, those poor Ingalls girls...

[rsoxguy]

Blood and lettuce ..... together? :hurl: I don't like Lettuce!

I hate to say this because you seem to be a nice person, but I believe that your queasy tummy will keep you from surviving any rabid zombie based attack. It was nice knowing you.

 

[dave&di]

Yes!! At least it should be a nice raddicchio or mesclun mix.

:ROFLOL: yes, iceberg is too common! :wave:

I hate to say this because you seem to be a nice person, but I believe that your queasy tummy will keep you from surviving any rabid zombie based attack. It was nice knowing you.

Any chance they are scared of Vomit?

 

[rsoxguy]

Any chance they are scared of Vomit?

A projectile vomiting defense system. Brilliant! If Laura Ingalls had half of your survival skills, this thread would have been unnecessary. I humbly bow to your resilience in facing the coming rabid zombie crisis.

 

[dave&di]

A projectile vomiting defense system. Brilliant! If Laura Ingalls had half of your survival skills, this thread would have been unnecessary. I humbly bow to your resilience in facing the coming rabid zombie crisis.

:king: that's plan A! Plan B? ...... Ruuuuunnnnnnnn!!!!!!! :ROFLOL:

Is anyone else suspicious of Steve closing the site for 14 hours later in the week? He knows something!!! Will we all return when the sites back up Saturday! :drevil:

 

[njDizFan]

:king: that's plan A! Plan B? ...... Ruuuuunnnnnnnn!!!!!!! :ROFLOL:

Is anyone else suspicious of Steve closing the site for 14 hours later in the week? He knows something!!! Will we all return when the sites back up Saturday! :drevil:

It is interesting that the normal incubation period for full blown zombification is about 14 hours...

Welcome to ZombieMagic.com

 

[rsoxguy]

It is interesting that the normal incubation period for full blown zombification is about 14 hours...

Welcome to ZombieMagic.com

Generally speaking, I am a forgiving person. If, however, this happens, I shall harbor bitterness in my heart for weeks.

 

[dave&di]

It is interesting that the normal incubation period for full blown zombification is about 14 hours...

Welcome to ZombieMagic.com

I googled ZombieMagic but this is what came up!.....

ZombieMagicBox.com- Robie Racoon Jr by Magic Makers

not only the word 'Racoon' but 'Robie' could almost be 'rabied' !!!!!

Its started!!!!

 

[rsoxguy]

I would suggest that you remain calm and begin stockpiling ipecac.

 

[dave&di]

I would suggest that you remain calm and begin stockpiling ipecac.

I'm onto it. Get in quick before it sells out, it's every man (or woman!) for themselves! :hurl::hurl::hurl:

It's 10:40 pm here so am now going to sleep, I pray I wake in the morning. Good luck guys!

 

[Disneybird]

I'm onto it. Get in quick before it sells out, it's every man (or woman!) for themselves! :hurl::hurl::hurl:

It's 10:40 pm here so am now going to sleep, I pray I wake in the morning. Good luck guys!

It's Shaun of the Dead come to life in London.

 

[disneyrcks]

It's Shaun of the Dead come to life in London.

I am totally going to hideout in the Winchester! It is the best place to wait out a zombie attack.

 

[NYwdwfan]

Now I am truly getting freaked out:

Louisiana man arrested after alleged face-bite attack
Updated: Jun 06, 2012 5:59 PM EDT

Carl Jacquneaux -Courtesy of Global GrindSCOTT, La. (AP) - Authorities say a Scott man was arrested after allegedly biting a chunk out of the face of an acquaintance during an attack on Saturday.

Scott Assistant Police Chief Kert Thomas told KATC-TV (http://bit.ly/Kxr84M) that 43-year-old Carl Jacquneaux attacked Todd Credeur in Creduer's front yard.

During the melee, Jacqueneaux bit a chunk out of Creduer's face, Thomas said. He described the fight as a domestic dispute.

Police arrested Jacquneaux later at a home in nearby Carencro.

Police say they suspect Jacquneaux was under the influence of drugs but can't say with certainty because a blood test was not performed when he was booked into jail.

Jacquneaux was being held Wednesday in the Lafayette Parish Jail.

Credeur was treated and released from a hospital.

Information from: KATC-TV, http://katc.com

 

[Tom]

 

[NYwdwfan]

AND THIS:

Would-be wig thief 'bites beauty shop owner in the arm before spitting flesh back in his face and then tries to nip at police'

By Beth Stebner

PUBLISHED: 01:01 EST, 7 June 2012 | UPDATED: 01:01 EST, 7 June 2012

A woman who attempted to steal a clearance wig from a beauty supply shop took a bite out of the owner’s arm and spit the flesh in his face before running off, police said.

Lowpel Davis, 38, of New Haven, Connecticut tried to take a wig from Sassy Beauty Supply shop Tuesday afternoon and became violent when store owner Jongyol Lee and his 70-year-old father tried to stop her.

When she was eventually overtaken by police, she is also accused of biting the arresting officers.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...wner-arm-tries-bite-police.html#ixzz1x7GIuzo2

 

[trr1]

and it all started here with a boxer

Holyfield-Tyson II is a name used to identify the boxing match between Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield on June 28, 1997, in which Tyson bit Holyfield's ear. The fight was originally billed as Holyfield-Tyson II: The Sound and the Fury and was a follow-up rematch of the first Tyson-Holyfield fight.

 

[NYwdwfan]

and it all started here with a boxer

Holyfield-Tyson II is a name used to identify the boxing match between Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield on June 28, 1997, in which Tyson bit Holyfield's ear. The fight was originally billed as Holyfield-Tyson II: The Sound and the Fury and was a follow-up rematch of the first Tyson-Holyfield fight.

Holy cow that's right - I was babysitting for my nephew that night and I didn't want to ask my sister to order the pay per view so I was watching it thru the wavy lines and when they said Tyson bit him I couldn't even see it!! Total craziness!

 

[rsoxguy]

I believe that we are straying from the vital issue of rabid pioneer girls, and delving a bit too deeply into zombie territory. Nonetheless, as a public service, and out of the goodness of my heart, I want to make everyone aware of the latest in zombie protection and/or hysteria. The product is real, but Laura Ingalls may be a fictitious character. I'm not sure at this point.

 

[Tom]

I believe that we are straying from the vital issue of rabid pioneer girls, and delving a bit too deeply into zombie territory. Nonetheless, as a public service, and out of the goodness of my heart, I want to make everyone aware of the latest in zombie protection and/or hysteria. The product is real, but Laura Ingalls may be a fictitious character. I'm not sure at this point.

I need these in 22cal for my long rifle upstairs; 9mm for my Beretta in the kitchen; and 380cal for my Walther PPK in the car

You NEVER know where or when a Zombie will strike.

 

[trr1]

I need these in 22cal for my long rifle upstairs; 9mm for my Beretta in the kitchen; and 380cal for my Walther PPK in the car

You NEVER know where or when a Zombie will strike.

what about your sidearm if you are walking down the street?

 

[rsoxguy]

I need these in 22cal for my long rifle upstairs; 9mm for my Beretta in the kitchen; and 380cal for my Walther PPK in the car

You NEVER know where or when a Zombie will strike.