Oh, those poor Ingalls girls...

[dave&di]

I need these in 22cal for my long rifle upstairs; 9mm for my Beretta in the kitchen; and 380cal for my Walther PPK in the car

You NEVER know where or when a Zombie will strike.

Wow! I would hate to be your neighbour! I would never play music loud or leave my dog barking in the yard!!!!

 

[Tom]

what about your sidearm if you are walking down the street?

Well, that's also my Walther PPK 380. It's very compact and great for concealed carry....which I have a lifetime permit for

Dang! No 380. The 9mm Beretta will take care of them at the house though. I'll just have to use regular 'ol hollow points on the road.

 

[The Mom]

Wow! I would hate to be your neighbour! I would never play music loud or leave my dog barking in the yard!!!!

But when the zombies start climbing into your window you'll wish he was your neighbor.

I'll have to go out and buy a zombie target and practice head shots.

 

[rsoxguy]

But when the zombies start climbing into your window you'll wish he was your neighbor.

I'll have to go out and buy a zombie target and practice head shots.

I'm here to serve and edify, Mom.

 

[Tom]

Wow! I would hate to be your neighbour! I would never play music loud or leave my dog barking in the yard!!!!

I've never shot my neighbors. The only things I've ever killed were soda cans, hay bales, and paper targets. And that's all I hope I ever have to kill (or shoot).

There was an incident in our very safe, quiet suburban neighborhood about a month ago. Saw cops cruising the neighborhood with search lights at midnight, looking for someone. You bet your butt I had everything loaded, chambered, and ready in case someone thought my house would provide a refuge from the law.

Noisy neighbors....that's what tear gas is for :lookaroun

But when the zombies start climbing into your window you'll wish he was your neighbor.

I'll have to go out and buy a zombie target and practice head shots.

RIGHT!

 

[Tom]

I'm here to serve and edify, Mom.

But is this accurate? I haven't done a lot of studying up on zombies (sounds like I need to). Are the head and heart the actual kill shots for them too?

 

[rsoxguy]

Head shots kill. Body shots may buy some time for reload.

 

[Tom]

Head shots kill. Body shots may buy some time for reload.

Got it. I really need to practice then. I can pepper an abdominal cavity, but it would empty my clip trying to get a good head shot from a zombie-safe distance.

 

[Lucky]

We're not supposed to shoot people here in Maryland, so I'm thinking of moving to Virginia.

 

[dave&di]

But when the zombies start climbing into your window you'll wish he was your neighbor.
Good point! :ROFLOL:
I'll have to go out and buy a zombie target and practice head shots.

But is this accurate? I haven't done a lot of studying up on zombies (sounds like I need to). Are the head and heart the actual kill shots for them too?

I don't think I'm prepared for this!

If I covered my face in a cucumber face mask would the zombies be repelled? If word got around that a zombie had eaten veg surely that ruins their street cred?

 

[The Mom]

I don't think I'm prepared for this!

If I covered my face in a cucumber face mask would the zombies be repelled? If word got around that a zombie had eaten veg surely that ruins their street cred?

As long as you don't attract raccoons - because then you would be back to worrying about rabies.

 

[njDizFan]

I don't think I'm prepared for this!

If I covered my face in a cucumber face mask would the zombies be repelled? If word got around that a zombie had eaten veg surely that ruins their street cred?

I believe that would be worth a try but better go with a full body instead of just the face. Although maybe it would be just like a condiment...

Franks hot sauce I put that s**t on everything

 

[Tom]

I don't think I'm prepared for this!

If I covered my face in a cucumber face mask would the zombies be repelled? If word got around that a zombie had eaten veg surely that ruins their street cred?

Could work...and give you a healthy glow for when you're the only person left.

I believe that would be worth a try but better go with a full body instead of just the face. Although maybe it would be just like a condiment...

Franks hot sauce I put that s**t on everything

I'm not sure Frank's Hot Sauce would be welcomed by all areas of the body....

 

[Nemo14]

Is it safe to assume that there are no vegeterian zombies?

 

[rsoxguy]

 

[Nemo14]

Whew! Glad to be back to the insanity. Hope the zombies didn't get to the rest of you!

 

[dave&di]

Whew! Glad to be back to the insanity. Hope the zombies didn't get to the rest of you!

I'm still here! (I would be waving if I knew where the smilies where!)

 

[Nemo14]

Yay!

 

[Disneybird]

I never understood why live people can't outrun dead ones. Every time I see them at the movies, they seem so slow. So here is my advice people: when the zombies approach, if you don't have a gun, instead of standing and screaming, turnaround and run.

 

[Nemo14]

I never understood why live people can't outrun dead ones. Every time I see them at the movies, they seem so slow. So here is my advice people: when the zombies approach, if you don't have a gun, instead of standing and screaming, turnaround and run.

Yes but your a beautiful girl (such as you and me), you are required to trip while running in order to give the predator a fair shot.