Official WDWMagic Bar-Room Brawl

[unkadug]

*falls asleep with the latest marble hit*

NO SLEEPING AT THE BAR!!! :fork:

 

[wedway71]

Hrudey3032 walks in to bar to find his boss (wedway71)muddy and a bloody mess.Asks what happens only to see Fun2bfree smiling by the bar taunting everyone.Hrudey3032 gets in fun2bfree's face and stares him down.Hrudey3032 then proceeds to put fun2bfree in a headlock and deliver noogies to him.Unkadug tries to attack from the other side only to get taken down and administered wet willies and a super wedgie.Hrudey3032 looks to Ilovewishes and says sorry maam time to take out the garbage.

Then WEDWAY71 commands Hrudey3032 to give Fun2bfree a Swirly in the bar bathroom as he says" whos your Daddy?"

As he does that, WEDWAY71 is showing off his dancing skills by doing the "Robot" to impress the ladies.

 

[lunalovegoddess]

*gives up trying to entertain the customers*

Suddenly you see twin gun barrels emerge from Luna's corset. You are all fired upon by the Fembot's jumblies.

 

[FootballFigment]

*walks into bar and unleashes his figment dragon of doom*

*sees dreamfinder and makes a run for it*

 

[FootballFigment]

*comes back to bar with a posse of 7 dwarfs to settle the score*

 

[Captain Hank]

*walks in to the bar*

*sees a priest, a rabbi and a minister*

*Decides this looks like the start of a bad joke, and leaves*

 

[Hrudey3032]

*Walks up to hrudey3032, pulls out Hyperdimensional Hammer(the kind used in better cartoons back in the day that seem to come from nowhere), clubs hrudey3032 over the head with it, causing him to see stars*

Grabs a few of the stars from up above and throws them at Number_6 striking them in the bum causing to yelp "Yahooooooieeee" like Goofy

 

[Hrudey3032]

Then WEDWAY71 commands Hrudey3032 to give Fun2bfree a Swirly in the bar bathroom as he says" whos your Daddy?"

As he does that, WEDWAY71 is showing off his dancing skills by doing the "Robot" to impress the ladies.

Hrudey3032 walks out to find his boss dancing like a idiot and backhands him and says "Sorry sir but for your own good I have to stop that.You are making a fool of yourself!" Then orders his boss a shot of Jaegermeister.

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Enters bar to find too much bar-room and not enough brawl*

*Burns all drinks in a huge fire and stands ready with a shovel, ready to take on all comers*

 

[Ilovewishes]

*is relieved that unkadug and wedway71 are here to try and keep the peace, but picks up her heavy rolling pin just in case*

 

[Number_6]

*gives up trying to entertain the customers*

Suddenly you see twin gun barrels emerge from Luna's corset. You are all fired upon by the Fembot's jumblies.

"It's not often you meet a girl of that... caliber..." :drevil:

*Throws ill-tempered mutated sea bass at everyone*

 

[figmentmom]

*can't believe I'm in a bar early on a Monday morning*

 

[Uponastar]

*can't believe I'm in a bar early on a Monday morning*

And I thought this was a nice, family-friendly site.
*walks out in disgust*
*chugs a windex on the way out*

 

[dandaman]

*orders a whiskey sour*

*gets I.D. checked*

*orders tall glass of water*

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

*takes the water and splashes it in dandaman's face*




Fun thread.

 

[imagineer boy]

*gets a firehose and sprays everyone down*

 

[ndiniz]

*enters the bar, grabs an antique pinball machine, and throws it at imagineer_boy*

 

[nibblesandbits]

*enters the bar, grabs an antique pinball machine, and throws it at imagineer_boy*

*enters bar*

*gets hit by pinball machine*

OW!!!! Who hit me?! :fork:

 

[ndiniz]

hehehehehehehehe! I DID!

 

[Ilovewishes]

*Thinks her bar has gone to pot while she nipped out back for a while*

*Also wonders why she never noticed that pinball machine until now*