Official WDWMagic Bar-Room Brawl

[nibblesandbits]

hehehehehehehehe! I DID!

That's it...put up your dukes...

*secretly gets self-extending boxing gloves on*

 

[Ilovewishes]

Seizes her opportunity and bops nibblesandbits over the head with giant inflatable gladiator sticks while they're distracted*

*Ducks behind bar before being spotted*

 

[nibblesandbits]

Seizes her opportunity and bops nibblesandbits over the head with giant inflatable gladiator sticks while they're distracted*

*Ducks behind bar before being spotted*

Why do I always get hit out of the blue?

*cries in corner*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Sets up a wrestling ring in the middle of the bar, and enters the squared circle, addressing the WDWMagic members*

"I challenge any one of you losers to a match. And bring your spandex leotards!" :lookaroun

 

[Ilovewishes]

Gets out her video phone*

*This should get a few hits on the internet"

 

[nibblesandbits]

*stands at the door and starts charging admissions*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Gets bored and decides to challenge the duo of Ilovewishes and nibblesandbits to a match*

 

[Ilovewishes]

*sniggers at Fun2BFree's leopard print leotard and hot pink lycra leggings*

"Tasty!" :slurp:

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Argues that the costume is in fact in good taste...*

*Reissues challenge to try and change topic*

 

[Ilovewishes]

*accepts challenge*

"Be prepared to be beaten by a girl!"

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Body slams Ilovewishes, before tripping and falling out of the ring "accidentally"*

*Removes steel chair from under ring, enters ring, and looks menacingly at the pair*

 

[Ilovewishes]

*Sits up and rubs her back, glaring at Fun2BFree*

"That was mean! Now I'm mad!"

*Runs around Fun2BFree at superspeed and pulls his leotard up*

"take that!"

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Drops steel chair due to massive pain*

*Punches Ilovewishes right in the face, to the enormous displeasure of the audience in attendance*

 

[Ilovewishes]

*Produces her handbag and begins to hit FunBFree with it again as it worked earlier in the brawl!*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Withdraws a further two machetes from the handbag*

"En Garde!"

 

[Ilovewishes]

*wonders if she picked up Mary Poppins' bag by mistake*

*Pulls a floor lamp and dining room table from the side pocket*

*Realises she did pick up Mary Poppins' bag by mistake*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Stabs Ilovewishes with machete then gets disqualified for... you know, using a machete*

"Screw this match! I didn't want to win it anyway!"

 

[Ilovewishes]

*Is glad she bumped into Tinkerbell and her friends earlier and is able to use Pixie Dust to restore herself to full health!* (I've decided that fairies don't only make you fly!)

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Leaves bar in pure rage, spitting on the counter for good measure*

 

[Ilovewishes]

*Feels a bit peckish and whips up a dish of good old hotpot!*

"Anyone care to join me???"