I just lost 20 minutes of my life as I went and read all of this stuff, going back to April. I'd read/skimmed some of it back then I think, when it first got out, but just re-read it and got caught up over there.
The CM drama is hysterical, and I already have in my mind a very funny image of what these two young ladies look like and act like. The Monster as the hot Mean Girl, and Alive as the nerdy but secretly pretty bookish type who judges the popular girls who gossip. And Alive does her judging on an Internet fan site, where the entire business model is built around spreading juicy rumors and the irony escapes her.
What's really funny to rewind is the original posts from April, where Monster was at a West Hollywood gay bar and ran into her drunk Disneyland managers who were hitting on her hot guy friends (whom they directly supervise!) and plying them with shots and parade rumors.
Stay classy Disneyland Entertainment Management!
But overall, the recent parade announcements seem to back up Monster's original thesis from three months ago that a new Magic Happens parade is coming to Disneyland next year.